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Slow Down! Your Family is Waiting for You!!
On Thu, 12 Jan 2006 07:09:14 -0800, Scott en Aztlán
> wrote: >Just saw a smarmily sanctimonious TV commercial. It shows a guy >driving an SUV, intercut with a child's birthday party; the >implication is that this man is rushing home because he's late for his >son's birthday. They show the man passing other vehicles on the >freeway, and then in a later shot he runs a red light and T-bones >another car. The commercial then cuts to a shot of a body being >unloaded at the morgue. The finger-wagging announcer's voice comes on >and says "Slow down! Your family's waiting for you." > >What the Claybrookian morons who made that commercial are incapable of >understanding is that SPEED HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THE MAN'S DEATH! >The primary cause of this dramatized death is because a driver ran a >red light and struck another vehicle, not because he was speeding. > >****ing idiots... > Well, I could re-do the commercial and say "Speed Up, God is Waiting for You. It shows a guy driving about 125 MPH in his SUV, intercut with a God sitting on his throne eating birthday cake at a party; the implication is that this man is rushing because he's late for Gods birthday. They show the man passing other vehicles on the freeway, and then in a later shot he runs a red light and T-bones a garbage truck filled with plastic Jesus bobbleheads. The commercial then cuts to a shot of a body ascending into heaven. The middle finger-wagging announcer's voice comes on and says "Drive Fast - God is waiting for you." Jesus Saves - God Recycles |
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