VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, December 2005

Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler > wrote:

>Here follows the one true ballot for the December 2005 Usenet Kook awards.
>Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt,
>shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote Wrangler's
>discretion if:
>
> * you are a notorious net.kook
> * you attempt to vote twice
> * you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
> * you vote for or against yourself
> * you vote in a thread other than this one
> * you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
> * you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
> * you have officially been declared non-existent
>
>Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have until
>12:00 noon GMT on January 8th to cast your votes. Vote wisely; next time
>the candidate might be *you*.
>
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>
>KOOK OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)
>
> NunYa Bidness
> Richard M Scoville, alias FreeSpeechStore
> neither of the above

Mister K00KS00T, for the win!

>CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH (Vote yes or no.)
>
> Heidi Graw

Yes

>
>GOLDEN KILLFILE (Vote for one.)
>
> babaloo you too, alias Condeleeza Rice
> Daniel Joseph Min
> Martin Hannigan's FAQ bot
> none of the above

babaloo you too

>
>BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER (Vote for one.)
>
> NunYa Bidness
> Professeur von TwoSteps
> neither of the above

NunYa Bidness

>PALMJOB PADDLE (Vote yes or no.)
>
> NunYa Bidness

Yes
>
>GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY (Vote for one.)
>
> Chuck Lysaght, alias the messenjah
> NunYa Bidness
> Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn
> none of the above

Tommy Bishop

>COWARD OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)
>
> Hyerdahl
> Michael Baldwin Bruce
> Michael Jackson fans of AMM-J
> NunYa Bidness
> none of the above

Wacko Jacko fans of AMMJ

>JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD (Vote for one.)
>
> Grizzlie Antagonist
> NunYa Bidness
> neither of the above

Nunya Bidness

>SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART (Vote for one.)
>
> Pamela K Russell
> rec.collecting.coins
> neither of the above

rec.collecting.coins; may they have many happy returns!

>TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD (Vote for one.)
>
> Kenny of AMM-J
> Laura Bush murdered her boyfriend, alias Judy
> NunYa Bidness
> Raymond Ronald Karczewski
> Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn
> none of the above

Laura Bush murdered her boyfriend aka Judy. The question still
remains, though--why r u a CRIMINAL CODDLER~!@!!!!!!!!!!11!!

>BOBO AWARD (Vote yes or no.)
>
> Sony BMG

Yes
>
>BUSTED URINAL AWARD (Vote for one.)
>
> David Tholen
> Hyerdahl
> Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, President of Iran
> Michael Baldwin Bruce
> none of the above

Michael Baldwin Bruce. Busted for multiple sockpuppets. Whoops.

>BALSA GAVEL (Vote yes or no.)
>
> Richard M Scoville, alias FreeSpeechStore

****head.

>EDMOND WOLLMANN MEMORIAL RUBBER TURKEY [XMAS DAY] (Vote for one.)
>
> babaloo you too, alias Condeleeza Rice
> Masculist
> Pamela K Russell
> none of the above

sPamu

>BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE (Vote for one.)
>
> Bradley L Jesness, trained by Just Taylor
> Kenny of AMM-J, trained by Volfie
> NunYa Bidness, trained by Aratzio
> Tom Bishop, trained by Peter J Ross
> none of the above

Tommy Tosser

>OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL (Vote for one.)
>
> Anthony Banovic
> Richard M Scoville, alias FreeSpeechStore

Not-so-FreeSpeachStoar

>MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS (Vote for one.)
>
> alt.astronomy saucerheads
> Michael Jackson fans of AMM-J
> soc.men

F'loons of AMMJ



copyright ARCHIE LEACH

"On Wordscreens of the World"



"Wilhelp for food" > acted as the
pot calling the kettle black when he wrote:

>Oh never mind. Anyone who pilfers Palmjobs tagline obviously has nothing to
>offer the general masses. Go play in traffic wee one.