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Old September 11th 06, 02:58 AM posted to rec.autos.tech
Ross A. Finlayson
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I want a fight!

I play Gran Turismo 4, I won the ice track, if I win the Mercedes track
I get the Super License.

I bought Bentley books I was just reading them oh my, the race car
nobody builds.

I like driving Yukon and Bandit type vehicles. Then there's your
Coyote and so on and so forth, Bad Dogs.

I want a race!

I run 40 in 4.

I want money.

How can I send you my Gran Turismo 4 races?

I have eight Bentley books, and the Bosch Automotive Handbook.

Damn right it's power steering! All transaxle the box!

I drive Chevrolet Datsun All-Trac from Buick, Subaru.

I just poured so much coolant in my Subaru it overflowed the overflow
tank.

I filled it up with gas after driving it around, the cheked oil and
wiped off the motor withot touching the electrical fields, because I
get a very large electrostatic shock every time I touch my car, but
only when leaving my car. I touch it by the door handles.

Window frames, also, Car Wars. Spec! 100% guaranteed, world-wide
model tracking!

Tires AND alignment! Custom private roadways on tracks.

You know what I made in Car Wars? The Tanks a Lot and Tanks Again
ultimate, basically your Annihilator Soviet tank, with anti-air
rockets. It was the largest class tank of its time, when I was 14, the
aftermarket.

Also I drive Mechwarrior 3 in my head. I can program my brain to
emulate. See, then somebody starts talking.

Subaru: 1995-1993. 1993.

Chip it, and rip it: 150 mph straight for a long ways!

That's how I drive any electronic car on the road!

Ross

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  #2  
Old September 11th 06, 03:08 AM posted to rec.autos.tech
phaeton
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Ross A. Finlayson wrote:
> I want a fight!
>


Yes, I agree fully. This is why you can see that my clocks are fully
paid up. Stir fried lawn ornament is the new rust. Can you lift the
tire that fuels the window sink radios? I want to meatball my cat
remake.

  #3  
Old September 11th 06, 03:20 AM posted to rec.autos.tech
Ross A. Finlayson
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phaeton wrote:
> Ross A. Finlayson wrote:
> > I want a fight!
> >

>
> Yes, I agree fully. This is why you can see that my clocks are fully
> paid up. Stir fried lawn ornament is the new rust. Can you lift the
> tire that fuels the window sink radios? I want to meatball my cat
> remake.


Oh! Red Meat, Red Line! Yes! Yes!

All oil vegetable semi-synthetic solar plan approved.

I think the electric motors, basically will become the flywheel motors.
After all, it is kinetic energy. Kinetic motors ONLY stabilize.

http://www.redmeat.com/

I read this in the comic section too, I read a couple the other day.

Post.

Ross

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Old September 11th 06, 03:30 AM posted to rec.autos.tech
Ross A. Finlayson
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Ross A. Finlayson wrote:
> phaeton wrote:
> > Ross A. Finlayson wrote:
> > > I want a fight!
> > >

> >
> > Yes, I agree fully. This is why you can see that my clocks are fully
> > paid up. Stir fried lawn ornament is the new rust. Can you lift the
> > tire that fuels the window sink radios? I want to meatball my cat
> > remake.

>
> Oh! Red Meat, Red Line! Yes! Yes!
>
> All oil vegetable semi-synthetic solar plan approved.
>
> I think the electric motors, basically will become the flywheel motors.
> After all, it is kinetic energy. Kinetic motors ONLY stabilize.
>
> http://www.redmeat.com/
>
> I read this in the comic section too, I read a couple the other day.
>
> Post.
>


It's painted black!

I edited that.

Yeah, factory. Never turned a wrench in my life.

Ross

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Old September 11th 06, 06:38 AM posted to rec.autos.tech
phaeton
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Ross A. Finlayson wrote:
> phaeton wrote:
> > Ross A. Finlayson wrote:
> > > I want a fight!
> > >

> >
> > Yes, I agree fully. This is why you can see that my clocks are fully
> > paid up. Stir fried lawn ornament is the new rust. Can you lift the
> > tire that fuels the window sink radios? I want to meatball my cat
> > remake.

>
> Oh! Red Meat, Red Line! Yes! Yes!
>
> All oil vegetable semi-synthetic solar plan approved.
>
> I think the electric motors, basically will become the flywheel motors.
> After all, it is kinetic energy. Kinetic motors ONLY stabilize.
>
> http://www.redmeat.com/
>
> I read this in the comic section too, I read a couple the other day.
>
> Post.
>
> Ross


Spatulate? Spatulate! Faker's Can!!

Varistor Munchkins have subjugated my carpetpies. My only hope is to
dialup the nipple beer to the fourier go-bot. Steady as she goes now,
flying over trout! Millus filler crikey guitar strings rings the most
square. Sugardustbuttknuckle! Leave dog on the freely knob for a more
deceptive pinstripe.

I know a room full of musical tunes, some rhyme some ching most of them
are meatloaf. Watch the pail roof, and the swizzle mofo.

  #6  
Old September 11th 06, 06:38 AM posted to rec.autos.tech
phaeton
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Posts: 247
Default My Ford


Ross A. Finlayson wrote:
> phaeton wrote:
> > Ross A. Finlayson wrote:
> > > I want a fight!
> > >

> >
> > Yes, I agree fully. This is why you can see that my clocks are fully
> > paid up. Stir fried lawn ornament is the new rust. Can you lift the
> > tire that fuels the window sink radios? I want to meatball my cat
> > remake.

>
> Oh! Red Meat, Red Line! Yes! Yes!
>
> All oil vegetable semi-synthetic solar plan approved.
>
> I think the electric motors, basically will become the flywheel motors.
> After all, it is kinetic energy. Kinetic motors ONLY stabilize.
>
> http://www.redmeat.com/
>
> I read this in the comic section too, I read a couple the other day.
>
> Post.
>
> Ross


Spatulate? Spatulate! Faker's Can!!

Varistor Munchkins have subjugated my carpetpies. My only hope is to
dialup the nipple beer to the fourier go-bot. Steady as she goes now,
flying over trout! Millus filler crikey guitar strings rings the most
square. Sugardustbuttknuckle! Leave dog on the freely knob for a more
deceptive pinstripe.

I know a room full of musical tunes, some rhyme some ching most of them
are meatloaf. Watch the pail roof, and the swizzle mofo.

  #7  
Old September 12th 06, 12:46 AM posted to rec.autos.tech
TeGGeR®
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"phaeton" > wrote in
oups.com:

>
> Ross A. Finlayson wrote:
>> phaeton wrote:
>> > Ross A. Finlayson wrote:



<snip>


>> > > I want a fight!
>> > >
>> >
>> > Yes, I agree fully. This is why you can see that my clocks are


>
> I know a room full of musical tunes, some rhyme some ching most of
> them are meatloaf. Watch the pail roof, and the swizzle mofo.
>
>



Somebody needs to lay off the peyote...


--
TeGGeR®

  #8  
Old September 12th 06, 06:19 AM posted to rec.autos.tech
phaeton
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Default My Ford


TeGGeR® wrote:

>
>
> Somebody needs to lay off the peyote...
>
>
> --
> TeGGeR®


But smokin' and trippin' is what Tiggers do best! Fairies wear boots,
man! You gotta believe me!

  #9  
Old September 12th 06, 12:31 PM posted to rec.autos.tech
TeGGeR®
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"phaeton" > wrote in news:1158038353.401855.46300
@i3g2000cwc.googlegroups.com:

>
> TeGGeR® wrote:
>
>>
>>
>> Somebody needs to lay off the peyote...
>>
>>

>
> But smokin' and trippin' is what Tiggers do best! Fairies wear boots,
> man! You gotta believe me!
>
>



Fairies DO exist!!

--
TeGGeR®

 




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