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Daniel J. Stern wrote:
> On Fri, 5 Nov 2004, Bill Putney wrote: > > >>Daniel J. Stern wrote: > > >>>Oh, man. this is too, too funny on so many different levels that I'm >>>not even sure where to begin. It's Us >>>enetKabukiTheatreatitsfinest.Linda has just learnt about airbag >>>propellants and usenet, combines the two and makes her first posts. >>>Daniel responds to Linda with info. Bill uses the old DHMO gag on >>>Linda, who swallows it. Linda's never heard of Daniel before, but >>>picks up on Daniel's mention of headlamps and -- having just learnt >>>about Usenet -- offers her assistance with headlamp research. Daniel >>>politely declines Linda's offer, but Bill sees it as Linda coming on >>>to Daniel. Daniel doesn't see it as a come-on, because Daniel's a >>>member of the Homosexual Menace To Society who, in his committed >>>relationship with his other half of more than four years, works busily >>>on a daily basis to tear up the social fabric in accordance with >>>Bill's politics. Meanwhile, back on Usenet, Linda's amused and a >>>little embarrassed by Bill's perception, and takes great (but, as it >>>turns out, unnecessary) pains to assure Daniel she wasn't coming on to >>>him. Daniel chortles and wonders why everything's always about sex >>>with heterosexuals like Bill. This episode of Usenet Kabuki was >>>brought to you by your Plymouth-DeSoto dealer, the number "3" and the >>>letter "Q". Tune in next week for another exciting episode! > > >>You forgot to mention that on this episode, Daniel comes out on usenet. > > > Naw, that was years ago. You musta been tuned into QVC or somethin'. Well I did miss that (both your coming out and QVC) - though I already knew (about you - not QVC). Bill Putney (To reply by e-mail, replace the last letter of the alphabet in my adddress with the letter 'x') ----== Posted via Newsfeeds.Com - Unlimited-Uncensored-Secure Usenet News==---- http://www.newsfeeds.com The #1 Newsgroup Service in the World! >100,000 Newsgroups ---= East/West-Coast Server Farms - Total Privacy via Encryption =--- |
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Ted Mittelstaedt wrote:
> "Matt Whiting" > wrote in message > ... > > >>>he works there.. he won't tell you the truth.. i am not an ACTIVIST, i >>>am a researcher trying to better your planet.. (which one was it > > anyway?) > >>No, you are someone who has too much time on their hands and thus looks >>for trouble. And, I'm quite willing to look out for myself. Why do you >>liberals feel compelled to "help" those of us who are more than willing >>to take responsibility for ourselves? >> > > > Matt, don't class her in with us. She isn't a liberal. She's an > ultraliberal which > is as bad as an ultraconservative. > > Ted > > I guess to me all liberals are much the same! :-) Matt |
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Ted Mittelstaedt wrote:
> "Matt Whiting" > wrote in message > ... > > >>>he works there.. he won't tell you the truth.. i am not an ACTIVIST, i >>>am a researcher trying to better your planet.. (which one was it > > anyway?) > >>No, you are someone who has too much time on their hands and thus looks >>for trouble. And, I'm quite willing to look out for myself. Why do you >>liberals feel compelled to "help" those of us who are more than willing >>to take responsibility for ourselves? >> > > > Matt, don't class her in with us. She isn't a liberal. She's an > ultraliberal which > is as bad as an ultraconservative. > > Ted > > I guess to me all liberals are much the same! :-) Matt |
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Ted Mittelstaedt wrote:
> "Daniel J. Stern" > wrote in message > .umich.edu... > >>On Fri, 5 Nov 2004, linda wrote: >> >> >>>i could say something about my two best friends being homosexual, >>>and i could tell you about the two lesbians that are upstairs visiting >>>my heterosexual son, >> >>...but it wouldn't make any difference, 'cause they and we are all -- wait >>for it! -- human beings. I do wonder, though, how your alleged best >>friends feel about your vote for a government that considers them less >>than equal. > > > Actually, Dan, I'd be more interested in how her best friends feel about her > views that homosexuality is a "predilection". > > sexual orientation ain't a predilection, you don't have much choice in what > gets you hot. It's 'hard' wired in. Evidence please? Matt |
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Ted Mittelstaedt wrote:
> "Daniel J. Stern" > wrote in message > .umich.edu... > >>On Fri, 5 Nov 2004, linda wrote: >> >> >>>i could say something about my two best friends being homosexual, >>>and i could tell you about the two lesbians that are upstairs visiting >>>my heterosexual son, >> >>...but it wouldn't make any difference, 'cause they and we are all -- wait >>for it! -- human beings. I do wonder, though, how your alleged best >>friends feel about your vote for a government that considers them less >>than equal. > > > Actually, Dan, I'd be more interested in how her best friends feel about her > views that homosexuality is a "predilection". > > sexual orientation ain't a predilection, you don't have much choice in what > gets you hot. It's 'hard' wired in. Evidence please? Matt |
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linda wrote:
> i always heard the saying "Church was for sinners" ... who wants to be > around those folks? :-) Another one you got wrong. Matt |
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linda wrote:
> i always heard the saying "Church was for sinners" ... who wants to be > around those folks? :-) Another one you got wrong. Matt |
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linda wrote:
> Dori A Schmetterling wrote: > >> I think I found an error, which we could debate.. :-) >> >> "Quantities of dihydrogen monoxide have been found in almost every >> stream, >> lake, and reservoir in America today. " >> >> "Almost"? >> >> If a stream does not contain the stuff, is it still a stream...?... >> >> DAS > > > Actually, in my years of toxicology research, i was told that DHMO is > toxic in large enough quantities... As is almost anything ... and that was his point. Matt |
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linda wrote:
> Dori A Schmetterling wrote: > >> I think I found an error, which we could debate.. :-) >> >> "Quantities of dihydrogen monoxide have been found in almost every >> stream, >> lake, and reservoir in America today. " >> >> "Almost"? >> >> If a stream does not contain the stuff, is it still a stream...?... >> >> DAS > > > Actually, in my years of toxicology research, i was told that DHMO is > toxic in large enough quantities... As is almost anything ... and that was his point. Matt |
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linda wrote:
> take care of yourself Matt, let me do my research, and don't call me a > liberal, i even prefer "typical stupid ****" over liberal anyday!...ok??? > > > > > Matt Whiting wrote: > >> linda wrote: >> >>> matt, yes, i can read back and forth, up and down, and most of the >>> time i can and am allowed to read the ending of a book first. and if >>> you knew what you wrote to begin with then a reply at the top would >>> make sense, however, i will try to comply with everyones wwishes. >>> and Chrysler is aware of the airbag propellant problem, just ask >>> Deadbeat, he works there.. he won't tell you the truth.. i am not an >>> ACTIVIST, i am a researcher trying to better your planet.. (which one >>> was it anyway?) >> >> >> >> No, you are someone who has too much time on their hands and thus >> looks for trouble. And, I'm quite willing to look out for myself. >> Why do you liberals feel compelled to "help" those of us who are more >> than willing to take responsibility for ourselves? >> >> >> Matt >> I just call them as I see them. I don't use vulgarity, sorry to disappoint you. However, your views are clearly in the liberal camp in spite of your denial. Matt |
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