Now That's Some Quick Thinking

Garth Almgren wrote:
> Around 5/8/2005 7:04 PM, Aunt Judy (Pride of Diarrhea)
> <http://tinyurl.com/65nqz> wrote:
>
> > Story sounds very piscene.
>
> That's "piscine," moron. If you're going to thumb through the
thesaurus
> for synonyms that fail miserably to make you sound smarter than you
are,
> at least try to spell them correctly.

OMG - a spell flame. How utterly juvenile.

I spell it piscene and now that i know that bothers you, i'm gonna do
it all the more. HAHA

In article >, Scott en Aztlán wrote:

>>Well, it's easy to say that when you don't have a gun pointed at you.

> Obviously she had some wits about her - most people would just
> sheepishly follow their abductor's instructions.

That's because of the teachings of 'just let them do it'.

Around 5/10/2005 8:08 AM, Aunt Judy (Pride of Diarrhea)
<http://tinyurl.com/65nqz> wrote:

> Garth Almgren wrote:
>
>>Around 5/8/2005 7:04 PM, Aunt Judy (Pride of Diarrhea)
>><http://tinyurl.com/65nqz> wrote:
>>
>>>Story sounds very piscene.
>>
>>That's "piscine," moron. If you're going to thumb through the thesaurus
>>for synonyms that fail miserably to make you sound smarter than you are,
>>at least try to spell them correctly.
>
>
> OMG - a spell flame. How utterly juvenile.

Well, one must write at a level appropriate for one's audience. You're
up to, what, a first or second grade level?


> I spell it piscene and now that i know that bothers you,

Interesting. Why do you think it bothers me?


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~/Garth
"I am patient with stupidity
but not with those who are proud of it." - Edith Sitwell
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On Tue, 10 May 2005 10:45:56 -0400, "Ted B." >
wrote:

>
>>
>>>would make her somewhat of a hero. OK, so the pedestrian behind the
>>>parked
>>>car probably wouldn't think so, but then did the driver know there was a
>>>pedestrian there?
>>
>> If the pedestrian was standing up, I would think he would have been
>> clearly visible.
>>
>
>Well that would fly in the face of decades of driver's education
>instruction, wouldn't it? It's been a long time since high school, but in
>between all those gory films they showed us, I do remember being cautioned
>that parked cars can hide pedestrians. -Dave
>

Did they also teach you the proper way to deal with someone who has
assaulted you and has a gun pointed at you?

>>Well that would fly in the face of decades of driver's education
>>instruction, wouldn't it? It's been a long time since high school, but in
>>between all those gory films they showed us, I do remember being cautioned
>>that parked cars can hide pedestrians. -Dave
>>
>
> Did they also teach you the proper way to deal with someone who has
> assaulted you and has a gun pointed at you?
>

Well no, but I was thinking that should be added to the curriculum. I was
going to suggest the proper course of action would be to hit the first
parked car you see, preferably in an area with witnesses nearby. -Dave

Laura Bush murdered her boy friend wrote:
> Garth Almgren wrote:
> > Around 5/8/2005 7:04 PM, Aunt Judy (Pride of Diarrhea)
> > <http://tinyurl.com/65nqz> wrote:
> >
> > > Story sounds very piscene.
> >
> > That's "piscine," moron. If you're going to thumb through the
> thesaurus
> > for synonyms that fail miserably to make you sound smarter than you
> are,
> > at least try to spell them correctly.
>
> OMG - a spell flame. How utterly juvenile.
>
> I spell it piscene and now that i know that bothers you, i'm gonna do
> it all the more. HAHA

Yeah, it is very juvenile. But now where near as juvenile as some of
this retarded crap:

--

Laura Bush Murdered Her Boyfriend )'s words of
wisdom, love, and respect (spelling and grammatical errors left intact)

Fork the dictionary. You've got your definitions and we've got ours.
You prolly also think that when laura bush blew a stop sign and crashed
into and killed her former BF, that it was just an "accident". HAHA
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http://groups-beta.google.com/group/...7d638020?hl=en

The issue is the psychopath doing 60 mph OVER THE LIMIT!!!!!!!!. This
guy is a murderer and i want him locked up anyway they can do it. Three
cheers for the cops.

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Market economy???? HAHAHAHA. Prices are whatever the monopolists want
to charge.
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http://groups-beta.google.com/group/...67ecc08f?hl=en

If you speed loons would just slow down we wouldn't have a problem.
drive them until the holes get too big for that tire-in-a-can stuff to
work. Then do what I do and go to pep boys and get a set of used
retreads for $50 and repeat.
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http://groups-beta.google.com/group/...863c0fc4?hl=en

Fork you, beyatch. I'm the greatest troll that ever lived!!!! I'm the
world's champ at infuriating all these pschopathic car loonies. HAHAHA
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Screw driver training and courtesy.
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The Federal Reserve is not a branch of the govt; it's a group of
private banks and borrowing from them means the taxpayers have to pay
the interest to the banks. This has been going on for nearly a hundred
years and it's just stealing from the public and giving to the bankers.
JUST PRINT THE DAMN MONEY.
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http://groups-beta.google.com/group/...5b1f7d7ea0dfe2

I'm not talking about increasing the money supply; just replacing
borrowed money with printed money.
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I know what you mean, dood. I did 5 years in the can myself for beating
the crap out of a half-dozen faggot gun loonies i caught raping a
collie and I couldn't handle the food either. Goddam beets with every
meal. Ended up eating nothing but cans of tuna i bought at the commy.
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I don't think knife bans will ever happen, since knives are so damn
easy to make. I remember when i was in prison for beating up a dozen
gun loonies and we used to melt down a thousand or so aspirin tablets
into a thick goo and then let it harden into a knife shape which we
sharpened against the concrete floor. Anybody can make a knife anywhere
out of anything.
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Hey dood. I've been a US senator since 98! You mean you didn't know
that???
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I never voted in my life, you lying whore. All elections are rigged.
The globalists rigged this one by paying kerry not to attack bush.
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http://groups-beta.google.com/group/...a31e73cec1db38

GODDAMMIT - STOP SENDING MESSAGES TO MORE THAN FIVE GROUPS
Google won't allow more than five. It's not my job to delete excessive
group listings but i seem to spend half my life doing that. OBEY THE
RULES, YOU BUTTHOLES!!!!
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http://groups-beta.google.com/group/...d2661d3c6734ed

I am not paid to delete the excessive newsgroups you clowns are posting
to. Obey the rules or GTF out of here!!!!
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Tires don't blow out anymore.
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There's not a shred of evidence that the jerries murdered anything
close to 7 million jooz. Another monstrous lie just like the 9-11
official story.
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Bush is dictator and that means he has to take the blame for
everything.
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http://groups-beta.google.com/group/...d35f67fd7b6003

Has he killed as many people as Laura Bush?
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You don't know what you're talking about, dood. AIDS is an american
bioweapon developed by americans so that blacks would be esp
susceptible to it.
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She knows it won't matter. Blake is white so the media will insist on a
not guilty verdict.
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YOu stupid lying ****head. All bush has accomplished in AFG is to make
it the world's leading heroin supplier.
And BTW it wasn't a war. It was a massacre against a defenseless nation
that never did anything to us.
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She's just damn lucky the press is owned by the GOP and doesn't crucify
her for vehicular manslaughter like they've done to ted kennedy for 35
years.
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You're crazy. There will be a draft. Bush is gonna stage another 9-11
type event and then say we have no choice but to go to war against
every muslim nation. And democrats will say nothing.
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I'm saying that bush obviously doesn't want to catch OBL. Not now that
the election is over, anyway.
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You're crazy, dood. Google is a super rw org and they censor liberals.
RW posters here get away with everything while libs have to be choir
boys.
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http://groups-beta.google.com/group/...35950242741f13

That's why so many legal scholars think republicans should be banned
from juries. Anyone who'd vote for a man who lied us into war is too
dumb to sit on a jury.
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Wouldn't have mattered if hitty had one. He took his orders from the
same organization that roosevelt did and bush does today.

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You can't even lie any good. No where in the country are cops issued
crown victorias.
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i'm sure jeffrey dahmer also objects to big daddy govt telling him he
can't kill people anymore.

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At first i thought the tars had been slashed but no, the tars were fine
:
http://groups.google.com/groups?hl=e...ing.google.com

I hate cell phone drivers but at least this gal had the sense to drive
slowly while yakking.
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Yes, but never deliberately. In fact i got a speeding ticket about 5
years ago for doing 41 in a 25. I just about kicked the cops teeth in
cause i was sure he was lying. No way the SL on this wide open stretch
could be 25, i thought. Turns out the cop was right. No complaints from
me then. I should have known the law.
: http://groups-beta.google.com/group/...40009050c624a9

http://www.fortunecity.com/meltingpo...1IsAMoron.html

Garth Almgren wrote:
> Around 5/10/2005 8:08 AM, Aunt Judy (Pride of Diarrhea)
> <http://tinyurl.com/65nqz> wrote:
>
> > Garth Almgren wrote:
> >
> >>Around 5/8/2005 7:04 PM, Aunt Judy (Pride of Diarrhea)
> >><http://tinyurl.com/65nqz> wrote:
> >>
> >>>Story sounds very piscene.
> >>
> >>That's "piscine," moron. If you're going to thumb through the
thesaurus
> >>for synonyms that fail miserably to make you sound smarter than you
are,
> >>at least try to spell them correctly.
> >
> >
> > OMG - a spell flame. How utterly juvenile.
>
> Well, one must write at a level appropriate for one's audience.
You're
> up to, what, a first or second grade level?

You think Judy's that mature?

> > I spell it piscene and now that i know that bothers you,
>
> Interesting. Why do you think it bothers me?

Perhaps because you aren't using the same dictionary it is? You know,
the "Retard's guide to monosyllabic words?"