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MFFY Du Jour
On Tue, 07 Dec 2004 16:07:58 -0800, Scott en Aztlán
> >I'm doing a few errands in my pickup truck today. I'm driving in the >#1 lane, minding my own business, when a yuppie asswipe driving a 3 >series in the #3 lane suddenly decides he need to make a left turn at >the next intersection. He flips on his signal and proceeds to cut off >a car in the #2 lane. He continues cutting over, clearly expecting me >to slam on my brakes and let him cut in front of me. His left front >wheel was about 6" into my lane when he realized he was mistaken. He >quickly jerked back into the #2 lane, slowed WAAAAY down (like he >should have done in the first ****ing place) and merged in behind me, >then cut over into the left turn pocket. > >Just call me "The Disabler," layin' the smack down on the MFFY scum. >YEEEEAAAAAGGHHHHHH!!!! May I suggest MFFYDJ for future subject lines? I'm just putting myself on record as the first to acronymize it. Did you have to honk? -- There's no way to delay that trouble comin' everyday |
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Scott en Aztlán > wrote in
: > I'm doing a few errands in my pickup truck today. I'm driving in the > #1 lane, minding my own business, when a yuppie asswipe driving a 3 > series in the #3 lane suddenly decides he need to make a left turn at > the next intersection. He flips on his signal and proceeds to cut off > a car in the #2 lane. He continues cutting over, clearly expecting me > to slam on my brakes and let him cut in front of me. His left front > wheel was about 6" into my lane when he realized he was mistaken. He > quickly jerked back into the #2 lane, slowed WAAAAY down (like he > should have done in the first ****ing place) and merged in behind me, > then cut over into the left turn pocket. The guy was just another "last minute loony".(loser?) (copyright)"LML" C.2004 > > Just call me "The Disabler," layin' the smack down on the MFFY scum. > YEEEEAAAAAGGHHHHHH!!!! > A real "smack-down" would have been slowing once he swerves back to #2 lane,so that he misses the turn lane. B-) -- Jim Yanik jyanik-at-kua.net |
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Scott en Aztlán > wrote in
: > I'm doing a few errands in my pickup truck today. I'm driving in the > #1 lane, minding my own business, when a yuppie asswipe driving a 3 > series in the #3 lane suddenly decides he need to make a left turn at > the next intersection. He flips on his signal and proceeds to cut off > a car in the #2 lane. He continues cutting over, clearly expecting me > to slam on my brakes and let him cut in front of me. His left front > wheel was about 6" into my lane when he realized he was mistaken. He > quickly jerked back into the #2 lane, slowed WAAAAY down (like he > should have done in the first ****ing place) and merged in behind me, > then cut over into the left turn pocket. The guy was just another "last minute loony".(loser?) (copyright)"LML" C.2004 > > Just call me "The Disabler," layin' the smack down on the MFFY scum. > YEEEEAAAAAGGHHHHHH!!!! > A real "smack-down" would have been slowing once he swerves back to #2 lane,so that he misses the turn lane. B-) -- Jim Yanik jyanik-at-kua.net |
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"Scott en Aztlán" > wrote in message ... > I'm doing a few errands in my pickup truck today. I'm driving in the > #1 lane, minding my own business, when a yuppie asswipe driving a 3 > series in the #3 lane suddenly decides he need to make a left turn at > the next intersection. He flips on his signal and proceeds to cut off > a car in the #2 lane. He continues cutting over, clearly expecting me > to slam on my brakes and let him cut in front of me. His left front > wheel was about 6" into my lane when he realized he was mistaken. He > quickly jerked back into the #2 lane, slowed WAAAAY down (like he > should have done in the first ****ing place) and merged in behind me, > then cut over into the left turn pocket. > > Just call me "The Disabler," layin' the smack down on the MFFY scum. > YEEEEAAAAAGGHHHHHH!!!! > > -- > Sloth Kills! > http://www.geocities.com/slothkills/ OK, are you saying that you were illegally driving in the left lane? Just asking. -Dave |
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"Scott en Aztlán" > wrote in message ... > I'm doing a few errands in my pickup truck today. I'm driving in the > #1 lane, minding my own business, when a yuppie asswipe driving a 3 > series in the #3 lane suddenly decides he need to make a left turn at > the next intersection. He flips on his signal and proceeds to cut off > a car in the #2 lane. He continues cutting over, clearly expecting me > to slam on my brakes and let him cut in front of me. His left front > wheel was about 6" into my lane when he realized he was mistaken. He > quickly jerked back into the #2 lane, slowed WAAAAY down (like he > should have done in the first ****ing place) and merged in behind me, > then cut over into the left turn pocket. > > Just call me "The Disabler," layin' the smack down on the MFFY scum. > YEEEEAAAAAGGHHHHHH!!!! > > -- > Sloth Kills! > http://www.geocities.com/slothkills/ OK, are you saying that you were illegally driving in the left lane? Just asking. -Dave |
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In article >, Scott en Aztlán wrote:
> I'm doing a few errands in my pickup truck today. I'm driving in the > #1 lane, minding my own business, when a yuppie asswipe driving a 3 > series in the #3 lane suddenly decides he need to make a left turn at > the next intersection. He flips on his signal and proceeds to cut off > a car in the #2 lane. He continues cutting over, clearly expecting me > to slam on my brakes and let him cut in front of me. His left front > wheel was about 6" into my lane when he realized he was mistaken. He > quickly jerked back into the #2 lane, slowed WAAAAY down (like he > should have done in the first ****ing place) and merged in behind me, > then cut over into the left turn pocket. > > Just call me "The Disabler," layin' the smack down on the MFFY scum. > YEEEEAAAAAGGHHHHHH!!!! Tonight's events... I am coming up to a red light in the right lane. there is a car stopped in the left waiting at the stop line. Another driver comes up on the left, and is going to attempt to pass me and slam on the brakes. I accelerate. At the next light, with both lanes open, he passes me, cuts me off and slams on the brakes so hard he nearly slides into the intersection. MFFY. |
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In article >, Scott en Aztlán wrote:
> I'm doing a few errands in my pickup truck today. I'm driving in the > #1 lane, minding my own business, when a yuppie asswipe driving a 3 > series in the #3 lane suddenly decides he need to make a left turn at > the next intersection. He flips on his signal and proceeds to cut off > a car in the #2 lane. He continues cutting over, clearly expecting me > to slam on my brakes and let him cut in front of me. His left front > wheel was about 6" into my lane when he realized he was mistaken. He > quickly jerked back into the #2 lane, slowed WAAAAY down (like he > should have done in the first ****ing place) and merged in behind me, > then cut over into the left turn pocket. > > Just call me "The Disabler," layin' the smack down on the MFFY scum. > YEEEEAAAAAGGHHHHHH!!!! Tonight's events... I am coming up to a red light in the right lane. there is a car stopped in the left waiting at the stop line. Another driver comes up on the left, and is going to attempt to pass me and slam on the brakes. I accelerate. At the next light, with both lanes open, he passes me, cuts me off and slams on the brakes so hard he nearly slides into the intersection. MFFY. |
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Brent P wrote: > Tonight's events... I am coming up to a red light in the right lane. > there is a car stopped in the left waiting at the stop line. Another > driver comes up on the left, and is going to attempt to pass me and slam > on the brakes. I accelerate. At the next light, with both lanes open, he > passes me, cuts me off and slams on the brakes so hard he nearly slides > into the intersection. MFFY. How come you let him pass you? |
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Brent P wrote: > Tonight's events... I am coming up to a red light in the right lane. > there is a car stopped in the left waiting at the stop line. Another > driver comes up on the left, and is going to attempt to pass me and slam > on the brakes. I accelerate. At the next light, with both lanes open, he > passes me, cuts me off and slams on the brakes so hard he nearly slides > into the intersection. MFFY. How come you let him pass you? |
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