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Tara Legale[_2_] March 17th 07 04:25 PM

How do obese people wipe their butts after taking a dump?
 
On Feb 26, 4:17 pm, "David" wrote:
"Pantheras" wrote in message

nk.net...

David wrote:
Obese people can't hide their self inflicted problem - many others who
point fingers have problems as well - drug abusers, children abusers,
mental cases, closet alcoholics, lifes losers of many stripes. I wouldn't
point fingers (3 poimt right back at you)
What's *your* affliction?


You really should hope to die young. Many problems come
with old age that are not self inflicted such as weight
gain, drug addition and mental cases.


weight gain would be self inflicted even in old age i.e. you can control
your weight
also drug addiction most would be self inflicted - some people are healthy
into old age and from what I see it is not an accident i.e. they do the
right lifestyle things



On the other hand, maybe the Roman army was made up of obese soldiers
because their method of wiping their ass with a sponge on a stick
certainly works for obese people. Maybe the French had obese people
in mind when the invented the bidet (if they did). Maybe just letting
the **** cake up forms a protective crust. Cave men survived this
problem and apparently went on to found GEICO didn't they.


my vision for the ideal method is that you set up a garden hose to point
around ass cheek level - then have the tap so you can easiy reach it while
bending over and spreading out your cheeks - turn the hose on - it would
work roughly like a bidet but more efficient


I can see the obstacles Tara Legale encounters on a day to day basis
with being 4'8" and over 400 pounds. I would htink just letting it
dry up and flake off would be sufficient., Its not like anyone is
going to be able to get close enought o her to smell it anyhow since
she is so obesse.........and after all she does Raid fly and Bug
killer for a feminine spray........so she probably has all the bases
covered.......and then some! What a hog.......................don;t ya
know McDonalds and Burger king lonve to see her "roll" out the back of
a pickup truck and into the drive or in her case roll through
lane.........and clean out their entire sto9ck of burgers and fries
andhot apple pies for the day!

HOg ass Tara must really be a sight for sore eyes, and if your eyes
were not sore before they are bound to be after, if your not blinded.


jimd March 18th 07 05:20 PM

How do obese people wipe their butts after taking a dump?
 
Tara Legale wrote:

snip
HOg ass Tara must really be a sight for sore eyes, and if your eyes
were not sore before they are bound to be after, if your not blinded.

HAR HAR HAR, WOW, HOLY ****, YOUR RILLY FUNNIE GO AWAY STUPID ****ING ****!
I'm cleaning my gum and sniffing my poop hole.

Lady Veteran March 18th 07 08:10 PM

How do obese people wipe their butts after taking a dump?
 
On Sun, 18 Mar 2007 09:20:11 -0800, jimd
wrote:

Tara Legale wrote:

snip
HOg ass Tara must really be a sight for sore eyes, and if your eyes
were not sore before they are bound to be after, if your not blinded.

HAR HAR HAR, WOW, HOLY ****, YOUR RILLY FUNNIE GO AWAY STUPID ****ING ****!
I'm cleaning my gum and sniffing my poop hole.


No one would stop you from performing such a worth-while activity.
Just proves that not all the idiots are in SSFA.

LV

"I rode a tank and held a general's rank
When the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank."

---Sympathy for the Devil-The Rolling Stones
--------------------------------------------
"A fanatic cannot change his mind and will not
change the subject."

---Winston Churchill
----------------------------------------------
"I can lose weight but you will always be ugly."
---Winston Churchill to Lady Astor

Roe March 18th 07 09:18 PM

How do obese people wipe their butts after taking a dump?
 

"Lady Veteran" wrote in message
...


Tara Legale is another innocent victim of Roy "Tristan" Hauer who mocks
overweight women and calls all women sluts should they DARE reply to him.
We're stuck with this individual, this Roy, on the aquarium and pond groups.


On Sun, 18 Mar 2007 09:20:11 -0800, jimd
wrote:

Tara Legale wrote:

snip
HOg ass Tara must really be a sight for sore eyes, and if your eyes
were not sore before they are bound to be after, if your not blinded.

HAR HAR HAR, WOW, HOLY ****, YOUR RILLY FUNNIE GO AWAY STUPID ****ING
****!
I'm cleaning my gum and sniffing my poop hole.


No one would stop you from performing such a worth-while activity.
Just proves that not all the idiots are in SSFA.

LV

"I rode a tank and held a general's rank
When the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank."

---Sympathy for the Devil-The Rolling Stones
--------------------------------------------
"A fanatic cannot change his mind and will not
change the subject."

---Winston Churchill
----------------------------------------------
"I can lose weight but you will always be ugly."
---Winston Churchill to Lady Astor



Hunter March 18th 07 10:11 PM

How do obese people wipe their butts after taking a dump?
 
Roe wrote:

Tara Legale is another innocent victim of Roy "Tristan" Hauer who
mocks overweight women


What's wrong with that? Stigmatizing unhealthy behavior has been known
to have positive effects.

Hunter March 18th 07 10:14 PM

How do obese people wipe their butts after taking a dump?
 
Lady Veteran wrote:

Just proves that not all the idiots are in SSFA.


True. You are also posting to alt.tasteless, alt.support.diet,
alt.support.diet.low-carb, and rec.aquaria.marine.reefs.



Roe March 18th 07 10:20 PM

How do obese people wipe their butts after taking a dump?
 

"Hunter" wrote in message
...
Roe wrote:

Tara Legale is another innocent victim of Roy "Tristan" Hauer who
mocks overweight women


What's wrong with that? Stigmatizing unhealthy behavior has been known
to have positive effects.


On who? The ignorant low-class inconsiderate idiot who degrades them?


~Roy~ March 18th 07 10:37 PM

How do obese people wipe their butts after taking a dump?
 
Get your head out of your fat ass Carol Gulley, your starting to
mumble again bitch!
On Sun, 18 Mar 2007 17:20:55 -0500, "Roe"
wrote:


"Hunter" wrote in message
...
Roe wrote:

Tara Legale is another innocent victim of Roy "Tristan" Hauer who
mocks overweight women

What's wrong with that? Stigmatizing unhealthy behavior has been known
to have positive effects.

On who? The ignorant low-class inconsiderate idiot who degrades them?



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I forgot more about ponds and koi than I'll ever know!

Hunter March 18th 07 11:24 PM

How do obese people wipe their butts after taking a dump?
 
Roe wrote:


"Hunter" wrote in message
...
Roe wrote:

Tara Legale is another innocent victim of Roy "Tristan" Hauer who
mocks overweight women


What's wrong with that? Stigmatizing unhealthy behavior has been
known to have positive effects.


On who? The ignorant low-class inconsiderate idiot who degrades them?


Stigmatizing smokers cut the smoking rate in half. Same thing could be
done with obesity.

Daniel Minge March 19th 07 12:10 AM

How do obese people wipe their butts after taking a dump?
 
I would of thought it would be sufficient
just to laugh at them.

Minge

On 19 Mar 2007 00:24:40 +0100, "Hunter" wrote:

Roe wrote:


"Hunter" wrote in message
...
Roe wrote:

Tara Legale is another innocent victim of Roy "Tristan" Hauer who
mocks overweight women

What's wrong with that? Stigmatizing unhealthy behavior has been
known to have positive effects.


On who? The ignorant low-class inconsiderate idiot who degrades them?


Stigmatizing smokers cut the smoking rate in half. Same thing could be
done with obesity.


Lady Veteran March 19th 07 12:54 AM

How do obese people wipe their butts after taking a dump?
 
On Sun, 18 Mar 2007 16:18:24 -0500, "Roe"
wrote:


"Lady Veteran" wrote in message
.. .


Tara Legale is another innocent victim of Roy "Tristan" Hauer who mocks
overweight women and calls all women sluts should they DARE reply to him.
We're stuck with this individual, this Roy, on the aquarium and pond groups.


On Sun, 18 Mar 2007 09:20:11 -0800, jimd
wrote:

Tara Legale wrote:

snip
HOg ass Tara must really be a sight for sore eyes, and if your eyes
were not sore before they are bound to be after, if your not blinded.

HAR HAR HAR, WOW, HOLY ****, YOUR RILLY FUNNIE GO AWAY STUPID ****ING
****!
I'm cleaning my gum and sniffing my poop hole.


No one would stop you from performing such a worth-while activity.
Just proves that not all the idiots are in SSFA.

LV

"I rode a tank and held a general's rank
When the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank."

---Sympathy for the Devil-The Rolling Stones
--------------------------------------------
"A fanatic cannot change his mind and will not
change the subject."

---Winston Churchill
----------------------------------------------
"I can lose weight but you will always be ugly."
---Winston Churchill to Lady Astor


I feel for you. We have the same kinds of brain stems in SSFA.

LV

"I rode a tank and held a general's rank
When the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank."

---Sympathy for the Devil-The Rolling Stones
--------------------------------------------
"A fanatic cannot change his mind and will not
change the subject."

---Winston Churchill
----------------------------------------------
"I can lose weight but you will always be ugly."
---Winston Churchill to Lady Astor

Lady Veteran March 19th 07 12:55 AM

How do obese people wipe their butts after taking a dump?
 
On Sun, 18 Mar 2007 17:20:55 -0500, "Roe"
wrote:


"Hunter" wrote in message
...
Roe wrote:

Tara Legale is another innocent victim of Roy "Tristan" Hauer who
mocks overweight women


What's wrong with that? Stigmatizing unhealthy behavior has been known
to have positive effects.


On who? The ignorant low-class inconsiderate idiot who degrades them?


They have to get their jollies somehow. Normal people would not have
them on a platter with an apple in their mouth.

LV

"I rode a tank and held a general's rank
When the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank."

---Sympathy for the Devil-The Rolling Stones
--------------------------------------------
"A fanatic cannot change his mind and will not
change the subject."

---Winston Churchill
----------------------------------------------
"I can lose weight but you will always be ugly."
---Winston Churchill to Lady Astor

Robin King March 19th 07 01:09 AM

How do obese people wipe their butts after taking a dump?
 

"Hunter" wrote in message
...
Roe wrote:

Tara Legale is another innocent victim of Roy "Tristan" Hauer who
mocks overweight women


What's wrong with that? Stigmatizing unhealthy behavior has been

known
to have positive effects.


It's been going on for 50 years or so and hasn't had
a positive effect yet. But if you love to pay fat people's
medical bills, keep piling on the stigma.

Robin



Roe March 19th 07 01:22 AM

How do obese people wipe their butts after taking a dump?
 

"Hunter" wrote in message
...
Roe wrote:


"Hunter" wrote in message
...
Roe wrote:

Tara Legale is another innocent victim of Roy "Tristan" Hauer who
mocks overweight women

What's wrong with that? Stigmatizing unhealthy behavior has been
known to have positive effects.


On who? The ignorant low-class inconsiderate idiot who degrades them?


Stigmatizing smokers cut the smoking rate in half. Same thing could be
done with obesity.



You're wrong about the USA. What cut smoking was the increased cost of
health insurance for smokers and the cost of cigarettes themselves. Here in
NYC USA they're $8 a pack. That's a PACK, not a carton. People simply
couldn't afford to smoke anymore. Stigmatizing smoking had nothing to do
with it.





Roe March 19th 07 01:24 AM

How do obese people wipe their butts after taking a dump?
 
Do not reply to 'Roy "Tristan" Hauer' under any circumstances as the most
innocent comment can trigger him to have a "psychotic episode." He will
then harass, net-stalk, degrade and slander you as he did Gail, Jen, Tara,
myself and others.

Evidence of Roy Tristan Hauer's apparently untreated mental illness:

----- Original Message ----- 1
From: "Tristan" *Roy "Tristan" Hauer*
Newsgroups: rec.ponds
Sent: Sunday, December 17, 2006 9:46 AM
Subject: Attn: all true rec.ponders -please post to
news.groups.proposals -from ron

Hey Gail , suck my cock you whineing ****head! There how is that if
you think I used provocative language, before, yo lied. Now yu have a
****ing reason to whine, bitch!

There are HUNDREDS of these sick depraved messages all posted by Mr. Hauer!
Had
people been warned about him, they could have avoided him, hence triggering
one of his
"episodes."

http://tinyurl.com/7v7dy
http://tinyurl.com/7qedv
http://tinyurl.com/cwsb8
http://tinyurl.com/beq9v
http://tinyurl.com/7z7k7
http://tinyurl.com/aeyw2
http://tinyurl.com/beq9v
http://tinyurl.com/djx7k
http://tinyurl.com/b8dm5
http://tinyurl.com/8cjaa
http://tinyurl.com/d824w
http://tinyurl.com/bh2hc
http://tinyurl.com/bvlvt
http://tinyurl.com/7v7dy
http://tinyurl.com/88coj




"~Roy~" wrote in message
...
Get your head out of your fat ass Carol Gulley, your starting to
mumble again bitch!
On Sun, 18 Mar 2007 17:20:55 -0500, "Roe"



Hunter March 19th 07 06:26 PM

How do obese people wipe their butts after taking a dump?
 
Roe wrote:

Stigmatizing smokers cut the smoking rate in half. Same thing
could be done with obesity.



You're wrong about the USA. What cut smoking was the increased cost
of health insurance for smokers and the cost of cigarettes
themselves. Here in NYC USA they're $8 a pack. That's a PACK, not a
carton. People simply couldn't afford to smoke anymore. Stigmatizing
smoking had nothing to do with it.



You're wrong. The smoking rate amongst adults in the US declined
drastically before the present steep taxation of cigarettes.

K. Kearns Jr. March 21st 07 04:44 AM

How do obese people wipe their butts after taking a dump?
 

"~Roy~" wrote in message
...
Get your head out of your fat ass Carol Gulley, your starting to
mumble again bitch!


You're talking to Norma Santana asshole, not your victim carol.

On Sun, 18 Mar 2007 17:20:55 -0500, "Roe"
wrote:


"Hunter" wrote in message
...
Roe wrote:

Tara Legale is another innocent victim of Roy "Tristan" Hauer who
mocks overweight women

What's wrong with that? Stigmatizing unhealthy behavior has been
known
to have positive effects.

On who? The ignorant low-class inconsiderate idiot who degrades them?



-------
I forgot more about ponds and koi than I'll ever know!



Reel McKoi March 21st 07 07:41 PM

How do obese people wipe their butts after taking a dump?
 
On Mar 20, 10:44 pm, "K. Kearns Jr." wrote:
"~Roy~" wrote in message

...

Get your head out of your fat ass Carol Gulley, your starting to
mumble again bitch!


You're talking to Norma Santana asshole, not your victim carol.



On Sun, 18 Mar 2007 17:20:55 -0500, "Roe"
wrote:



"Hunter" wrote in message
...
Roe wrote:

Tara Legale is another innocent victim of Roy "Tristan" Hauer who
mocks overweight women

What's wrong with that? Stigmatizing unhealthy behavior has been
known
to have positive effects.

On who? The ignorant low-class inconsiderate idiot who degrades them?


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I forgot more about ponds and koi than I'll ever know!- Hide quoted text -


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I'll have you know, your freaking wrong. Care to guess again dildoe?


Reel McKoi March 22nd 07 11:00 PM

How do obese people wipe their butts after taking a dump?
 
On 21 Mar, 13:41, "Reel McKoi" wrote:
On Mar 20, 10:44 pm, "K. Kearns Jr." wrote:





"~Roy~" wrote in message


.. .


Get your head out of your fat ass Carol Gulley, your starting to
mumble again bitch!


You're talking to Norma Santana asshole, not your victim carol.


On Sun, 18 Mar 2007 17:20:55 -0500, "Roe"
wrote:



"Hunter" wrote in message
...
Roe wrote:

Tara Legale is another innocent victim of Roy "Tristan" Hauer who
mocks overweight women

What's wrong with that? Stigmatizing unhealthy behavior has been
known
to have positive effects.

On who? The ignorant low-class inconsiderate idiot who degrades them?


-------
I forgot more about ponds and koi than I'll ever know!- Hide quoted text -


- Show quoted text -


I'll have you know, your freaking wrong. Care to guess again dildoe?- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


I'll have yo all know that I carol gulley would gladly wipe as well
as lick clean Tara Legales ass any day of thre week as she is a very
near and dear friend of mine who was spawned when tow of my sock
puppets got out of control. So I am responsible for Tara so if it
means wiping or kissing her ass then I guess I will do it.

I love the taste of Tara in the morning anyhow
Bye
Carol Gulley



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