How do obese people wipe their butts after taking a dump?

On Feb 26, 4:17 pm, "David" wrote:
"Pantheras" wrote in message

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David wrote:
Obese people can't hide their self inflicted problem - many others who
point fingers have problems as well - drug abusers, children abusers,
mental cases, closet alcoholics, lifes losers of many stripes. I wouldn't
point fingers (3 poimt right back at you)
What's *your* affliction?

You really should hope to die young. Many problems come
with old age that are not self inflicted such as weight
gain, drug addition and mental cases.

weight gain would be self inflicted even in old age i.e. you can control
your weight
also drug addiction most would be self inflicted - some people are healthy
into old age and from what I see it is not an accident i.e. they do the
right lifestyle things



On the other hand, maybe the Roman army was made up of obese soldiers
because their method of wiping their ass with a sponge on a stick
certainly works for obese people. Maybe the French had obese people
in mind when the invented the bidet (if they did). Maybe just letting
the **** cake up forms a protective crust. Cave men survived this
problem and apparently went on to found GEICO didn't they.

my vision for the ideal method is that you set up a garden hose to point
around ass cheek level - then have the tap so you can easiy reach it while
bending over and spreading out your cheeks - turn the hose on - it would
work roughly like a bidet but more efficient

I can see the obstacles Tara Legale encounters on a day to day basis
with being 4'8" and over 400 pounds. I would htink just letting it
dry up and flake off would be sufficient., Its not like anyone is
going to be able to get close enought o her to smell it anyhow since
she is so obesse.........and after all she does Raid fly and Bug
killer for a feminine spray........so she probably has all the bases
covered.......and then some! What a hog.......................don;t ya
know McDonalds and Burger king lonve to see her "roll" out the back of
a pickup truck and into the drive or in her case roll through
lane.........and clean out their entire sto9ck of burgers and fries
andhot apple pies for the day!

HOg ass Tara must really be a sight for sore eyes, and if your eyes
were not sore before they are bound to be after, if your not blinded.