"ªºªandcarole(R)(tm)" wrote in message
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You forgot farting in a jar as a solution
to the gas problem...

just as an fyi

steve can't deal with em either

he hides when the neighbor comes over because he can't stand her cooking,
but isn't
sure if he hates her or the cooking more

yeah she's well meaning

but as of just recently i have discovered that being tolerant and polite got
me nowhere

so i have decided not to be


----- Original Message -----
From: "marika"
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Sent: Thursday, December 06, 2007 4:37 PM
Subject: THEISTS: WHY DO YOU BELIEVE?



"Virgil" wrote in message
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When one's grasp of English usage is so ephemeral as to allow one to
post "Did your dad made you mow the lawn", that one is not in a position
to tutor those less ignorant.

O mg that is exactly how my dad talks

After he got out of his surgery, he said, that the nurse asked him, DEED
YOU
FARTED?

my sister once asked our dog panas what is a word for patyk that sounds
exactly like patyk and means patyk

she wasn't doin a crossword puzzle but she told him he was

and once i asked her for a clue and it turnd out

the prefix for lizard GODDAMIT IS *****SAUR********

Saur.

don't ask. That is simply how crossword puzzles are structured.
If you went to the dictionary, and looked it up, it might be in there as
"saur-" lizard
in the dictionary whenever there is a word with a hyphen after it, that
means it
is a prefix

if the hyphen comes before the word, it is a suffix

then in crosswords, they make clues saying either suffix for or prefix for
that is just the way it is

she finished vet school right? Never used a dictionary before, or never
noticed
it before.
It's very common for biological and zoological type word fragments in the
dictionary. I am amazed she never noticed it before


mk5000


"But we're a university. We /have/ to have a library!..."said
Ridcully,
"What sort of people would we be if we didn't go into the
library?"
"Students", said the Senior Wrangler, morosely. [TP: The Last
Continent]