Tim Neobard wrote:

I generally feed my fish half a frozen blood worm tablet a day. I split it
using a big knife. When I had a police raid on my house (a neighbour had
seen me carrying PC's backwards and forwards between my and a friends house
and got suspicious) they were convinced that the dark tablet wrapped in
cling film in the freezer was drugs. It was only after I explained it was
fish food and emptied it into a fish tank he understood...

Seriously? Wow, I'd give your neighbour a good hiding! j/k