A dissertation on trolls [Pedantic warning]

"kathy" wrote in message
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ak! Did I do that??

How about the standard rec.ponds answer to
problem trolls in the pond?

If you discover a troll in your pond you have a
few options:

Attach them to the electric fence.

Dump them in a strong solution of potassium permangnate.

Dice them into koi sized bits and feed to the fish.

Stake them out as bullfrog prey.

Find a nice water snake for them to play with.

Introduce them to the nearest Hit Heron.

Or slather them in plaster, paint them in bright
colors and put them out as a lawn ornament.

kathy :-)

I have a large catfish. He likes his food whole! :-)