Been Reading up on Hip Crime spews Tristan

The God of Odd Statements Thou wanton
waggish boy. Thou ineffective gilded-loam. Thou daughter. Thou bright
defiler of hymen's purest bed. Ye purged and ye proclaimed:

On Mon, 29 Jan 2007 02:04:13 -0600, Fisher Piston did most oddly
state:
"Tristan" wrote...

Translated Tristanese............

[Blah] Carol [mumble] [blah] you mentioned the [mumble] slash her
throat [whine] [mumble]
Hipcrime. I [yap-yap-yap] a copy of hipcrime [mumble] some [ramble]
[mumble] [blah] child porn [bark] husband [mumble] Carol [mumble]
[blah] rape [yap-yap-yap] liked
the way [Blah] worked.[Spew] and I [blah] may have to go and
install [blah] Revis [chatter] library and [cackle] and see [blah]
[gobble] it [mumble] do.
[Mumble] [mutter] something [mumble] [yelp] [howl] to make groups
[blah] [babble] [mumble] delete groups, [blah] Carol [Mumble]
[mumble] [blah] wrong on that aspect, but I do [mumble] daughter
[stutter] sex with [blah] for
manipulating posts......but back [blubber] I had [mumble] need, now
I have [mumble] Carol [bitch] so [mumble] now there [mumble] a
need......

[Mumble] [spit] jogging my [mumble] with [yackety-yak] [mumble]
hipcrime. [gibber] Carol [lament] porn [Blah] [blah] it somewhere
around my [yak-yak-yak] here, and [huff and puff] Carol [spew] it.
Losing quality sleep
[spew] slash her throat [spit]....... plastic bag [mumble].......

K-Man, I think your work there is done.

Whoever it is they're a plagiarist ****.


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