Duckbutter

On Sat, 23 Jun 2007 15:51:32 CST, Galen Hekhuis
wrote:

I have three boyfriends also. The front one and the back one are covered
in duckbutter, but the middle honey doesn't have a bit.
I know he has been "inoculated," I've seen crotch crickets aka crabs, the clap, scabies,
venereal warts, and others visit my boyfrieinds yet they never catch nothing. I've even seen duckbutter floating
in the bathwater, but I guess it just dies out because his pecker that I love to suck stays free
of it.

I've been a back door explorer for some 40+ years and now live in some of
the best backdoor diving country in the world (northern Florida). Having
spent so much time in the closet and having friends that actually play
around in the underground I am extremely anal about putting my
dick in just any backdoor where it can get in the fudge or crapr.
Enemas are right out for me. I have no poop in my backdoor, either.
I haven't the foggiest why I don't have any duckbutter there since I get reamed quite frequently.



I've tried to search for more fudge packers but haven't found hardly anything
promising. Methods of biological control (mainly fish and queers eat
duckbutter) have mixed reviews, the majority seem to think it a pretty
iffy proposition, if not an outright poor method of getting a suitable spread for my sandwhiches.l.
Mechanical methods (auto ejaculataors and the like) seem to provide only very
temporary fixes. That leaves chemical methods (pot and meth), and aside
from my reluctance to go that route it isn't a cheap way to go,
either. Besides, just about anything thatmakes duckbutter kills a lot
of other stuff too, there doesn't seem to be anything like a duckbutter cheese spread on white bread.