RedForeman's Friend "DumberThanSnot" Posted The Following To alt.religion.christian.adventist

To bad Darly wasn't paying attention to the U of A boards, where he's famous
now for his ramblings. Oh wait, better translate that for him, 1+1=2
*2=4/2=2*8=16 but cichild is 7, means 1 inch per fishy sizy.
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Darly.... this message was specially created for you. No one but you
"should" be able to understand it. Reply the SVM answer here as Key, and the
rest of the answer where it tells you to. (Hint, there's something missing
that needs to be added, it's in the above message)

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qwa b78l 84qwa b79k3 qwa b79k3qwa b78k3qwa

pop 1 creme o 1 sum 1 yung guy depe
eped dope god 4 trahn iamgay syas
Daryl



"Daryl S. Kabatoff" wrote in message
news:gHsZb.576188$X%5.52474@pd7tw2no...
Redforeman needs to stop throwing abuse at me, also his friends
are required to stop throwing abuse at me. Here is what one of
Redforeman's friends posted in alt.religion.christian.adventist,
because the problem originates with alt.atv,
rec.aquaria.freshwater.cichlids,
rec.aquaria.freshwater.misc, rec.aquaria.freshwater.plants, I therefore
bring it back to you. If this behaviour continues on February 21st
2004, then you will hear about it on February 21st 2004.
-Daryl S. Kabatoff





"DumberThanSnot" wrote in message
...
There is one fact that we can all count on from you Daryl... you are
incapable of learning. You are not mentally equipped to comprehend the
meanings of words. You know how to use words, but don't have a clue
what
they mean...

here's an example: God commanded us not to take the lords name in vain.
You don't have a clue what that means. Here's a clue... using a
sentence
like this "God-damned crap" is not Honoring God. You are using His name
in
a antagonizing tone... this is called using His name in vain. You are
incapable of seeing that anything you do is wrong. Because once you
admit
one issue, then the rest will come crashing down around your feet.

also about that number BS you keep spewing? what language was the
original
bible written in and what makes you think that English and it's alphabet
is
the *chosen* language? what makes you think God works in a base ten
number
system? maybe he's a Hexadecimal kinda guy? Who gave people their
names
before English was a mainstream language? Or are you saying that God
didn't
give them their names?

The funny thing is... NONE of this matters to you, because you are
incapable
of learning. I know this because of the lobotomy procedures that were
administered to you. Your brain is not wired correctly and now you are
intent on making everyone suffer because of it.

I'm not asking this to poke fun or manipulate you... I'm just very
curious
what you think happens to people's ability to think clearly or make
rational
decisions if they have a damaged brain. I know people who have been in
car
accidents that have damaged brains as a result. He has been reduced to
the
mental capacity of a 3 year old child. His brain is not functioning
correctly because it was damaged. You have undergone some medical
procedures that are designed to shutdown a part of the brain. Can you
not
see that you might have been effected by that procedure that might be
distorting some of your perceptions? Even the guy (that a Beautiful
Mind
was made about) was capable of understanding that his brain was wired a
bit
off. You might want to save yourself some grief and just come to terms
with
it.

I do have to ask (not that you'll reply to me because you know I'm
right)...
what do you want to accomplish from your posts? are you trying to
gather
people to join your religion? or do you (as you've stated) really want
us
all dead?

-brian


"Daryl S. Kabatoff" wrote in message
news:ZujZb.575830$ts4.564293@pd7tw3no...
"Jim Morcombe" wrote:

RedForeman
What was all that about you and Daryl S Kabatoff???


"Eric Schreiber" wrote in message
...
It wasn't anything at all except that some Usenet moron decided to
latch on to him. Red was probably chosen for this dubious honor
completely at random. That's how these scum work.

That sort of people were the #1 reason I upgraded to the full
version
of Agent - I wanted the kill file capabilities.

--
www.ericschreiber.com


I have a hobby and wanted to participate in groups
pertaining to fish and underwater plants. Then
Redforeman started to abuse the groups by making
prayer requests, and he lied about the name of the
kid he wanted people to pray for. Redforeman
lied and then the kid died, and then John came
along and said that the kid is in heaven. Criticisms
of filthy churches that teach such heresy resulted
in years of psychiatric torture, and I rather wanted
to participate here without having to listen to such
God-damned crap. Doubting the heresy resulted in
Redforeman issuing a death threat against me,
because he has been attending some filthy church
for 23 years he thinks he can lie and utter threats.
It was Protestants and Catholics who gave false
testimony against me that resulted in the loss of
years of my life, and now for me to complain about
their tactics, you people think that you are free
to call me scum and make death threats against me.
Let this be the final word on the matter, if any of
you people treat me with anything less than the
respect that I deserve as a human being and a
child of God, then I will be here day by day
complaining and defending myself and God's
Word. Show me in the Bible where it says that
Mary or this kid are in heaven, if you can't
then I suggest that you shut up and worry
about your fish instead. -Daryl S. Kabatoff

"Acevedo-Kabatoff" stumbled drunkenly into the
group, dropped his pants and rudely left the following steaming pile:


It's not very nice how you people defend your traditions.
You people defended your Sunday traditions by hiring
Hindus to torture me, and then I wanted to participate
in fish groups and try to forget what was done to me,
but even here we have Redforeman preaching his Sunday
religion and John preaching that your dead kids are in
heaven. You think that you can make a mess of my life
and a mess of the groups that I participate in, well I can
make a bigger mess. -Daryl S. Kabatoff-Documented pedophile
and famous penis worshiper.


snipped a lot of psycho crap from Shawn "pedophile-boy" Kabatoff


The following (courtesy of Waxy.org) is sort of an unofficial "FAQ"
explaining the psychotic nonsense posted to Usenet by Shawn Daryl
Kabatoff AKA "Dar", AKA "Probababbilities". And now AKA "marcia and
me".

WARNING: Read below before even thinking about responding to this
twit.

http://www.waxy.org/archive/2002/05/...a.shtml#000643


Usenet has the tendency to provide a public forum for those who would
normally be scribbling in a closet. For example, take Daryl "Shawn"
Kabatoff. For the last few years, he's methodically gathered
"statistics" from various sources, ranging from local newspaper
obituary pages to the food court of the Saskatoon Midtown Plaza mall.
With all the raw data he's collected, he's attempting to prove daily
that our full names are in "mathematical harmony" with our birthdays.
His rants normally focus on a single individual he's met or read
about, starting with calculations related to their birthdate and full
names, blending in whatever other personal information about their
family members, spouses, birthplace, and career he's been able to
glean. From there, it descends into a mix of numerology, religious
zealotry, and personal torment. I've never seen anything like it.
With all the prime numbers, Fibonacci sequences and biblical
references, it's like reading the notebooks of Maximillian Cohen and
John Nash combined. Unsurprisingly, several posts unfold to reveal a
history of painful mental illness. If you have some time, take a look.
I've detailed his posting history and a several sample posts below.

Usenet Posting History:

January 27, 1999 to July 5, 2000 as

December 9, 2000 to May 4, 2001 as

Oct 30, 2001 to Oct 31, 2001 as

January 20, 2002 to April 17, 2002 as (original
posts have been

removed from Google Groups archive)

April 26, 2002 to Present as

Selected Posts:
Tessa Lynne Smith
Dastageer Sakhizai and Helen Smith
Brett David Maki
Andrew Meredith Cotton
Kathryn Lee Hipperson
Amanda Dawn Newton
Mona Marie Etcheverry
Tony Peter Nuspl
Lisa Charlene McMillan
Grant Allyn Wood

Comments
scarier still is that saskatoon is my hometown, though not my current
residence. and every single place he's mentioned in his posts (most
notably nervous harold's and the roastary) were either places i've
been (as it's a small city of 200K) or hangouts, ie. the two places
mentioned. chances are i could email some friends back home and find
out if they know of him, they (my friends that is) being of the
broadway-centred slacker ilk. myself, too, until i got out of there.
eh, anyways. thought it odd to see all this. midtown mall. i ate my
meals there, whilst waiting several days in line for star wars episode
one, at the theatre across the street.
posted by andy raad on May 22, 2002 06:20 PM

Fascinating. It's like he's trying to take chaos and bind it into
whatever rules he can find, religious, logical and otherwise. Numbers
and math have a reliable pattern, something that can always be proven
to true or false. People and religion do not. It reminds me of Darren
Aronofsky's movie Pi. It's the story of an paraniod genius who is
trying to find a pattern in Pi. A group that takes interest in his
work is convinced that the existence of Pi, a number whose existence
can be proven but no quantified, is proof of the existence of God.
Kabatoff's hunt for patterns in something as random as name selection
is a way to reconcile his deeply logical thought process with his
conflicting religious views.
posted by matt on May 23, 2002 11:19 AM

Exactly. I probably shouldn't have, but I e-mailed Daryl yesterday,
asking him if he'd be willing to create a numerological analysis for
me. I also asked him if he had seen either Pi or A Beautiful Mind, and
what he thought of them. If he replies, I'll be sure to post it.
posted by Andy Baio on May 23, 2002 11:24 AM

I baked many pumpkin pies for Shawn (he likes pumpkin pies). I rubbed
pumpkin pie all over my breasts for him, and my breasts turned orange.
I am a pumpkin for Shawn.
posted by Trisha Blondie on July 24, 2002 10:41 PM

Um, that's swell. So, you're in love with him?
posted by Andy Baio on July 25, 2002 07:10 AM

Shawn once went to a funeral for a Jehovah Witness that shot himself
and the lemon tarts were very bad, they were not only sour but were
rubbery as well. Shawn said that the guy was some kind of Jehovah
Witness prophet, he saw in advance that the lemon tarts at his funeral
were to be very very bad, and so he shot himself. Shawn said that he
never ate pumpkin pie at a funeral but would like to some day. Shawn
likes pumpkin pie and so I have been practicing to make very good
pumpkin pies.
posted by Trisha Blondie on July 25, 2002 02:49 PM

Shawn said that the lemon tarts were sour, bitter and rubbery.
posted by Trisha Blondie on July 30, 2002 12:32 AM

I don't think this guy takes notes. I think he has Total Recall, and
it has driven him insane...
posted by Todd Smith on December 26, 2002 11:00 AM

Oh... I almost forgot... I didnt spend thousands of dollars a day
tormenting Daryl... We got a deal on tormenting that fiscal year, it
only came to about 37cents a day....
posted by Dr Claw on December 30, 2002 01:56 AM

Mr. Kabatoff attempts to portray himself as a victim, but in fact he
is a violent predatory pedophile who is well known to his local law
enforcement. In his post to multiple newsgroups with the subject
"Collecting Mail For The Coming Anti-Christ", he encourages mothers to
send him photos of their naked daughters. Mr Kabatoff explains, "I
personally did not want photographs being mailed to (the coming
Ant-Christ) that were of underage children unless the parent was
signing consent." He is banned from virtually all the shopping malls
in his community because he stalks young people and sexually harasses
them. He has an extensive arrest record which includes sexual
molestation charges. He's been hospitalized in mental institutions
several times because he likes to accost "nubile cuties." He writes
about his contact with young girls in many posts. Search newsgroup
archives for posts by him containing the word "nubile". As part of his
harrassment, he provides personal details in a public forum, such as
the real names of real children, in these and other posts. About one
girl he met at a mall, he writes, "I wanted Callie in my bed or I
wanted her and her sister dead."
http://groups.google.com/groups?q=Da....dfncis.de&rnu
He not only curses children and prays for their death in his posts, he
also enjoys attending the funerals of young people: "And so, since
nubile sweeties are found in greatest abundance at the funerals of
high school students, then it is the funerals of high school students
that make the very very best funerals, especially if there is food...
I stuff my face (and my pockets) with all the good food and look at
all the pretty nubile sweeties and have the time of my life..
..http://groups.google.com/groups?q=Da...le+sex&hl=en&l
r=&ie=UTF-8&scoring=d&selm=LfXN8.63042%24R53.25142039%40twis ter.socal.rr.
com&rnum=1
Many of his posts are sent to alt.teens.advice. However, he liberally
spams, floods and crossposts his off-topic threatening and offensive
missives to countless newsgroups. Some people HAVE problems and some
folks ARE problems. Don't dismiss Mr. Kabatoff as a harmless nut. When
he sends these posts to any newgroup, please help by reporting him to
his ISP. Thanks.
posted by nospam on January 5, 2003 04:39 AM

I knew of him when I was attending the University of Saskatchewan.
He'd hang out in the Arts computer lab and all you'd see is screens of
numbers racing by on his laptop. I have an original copy of his
"Collecting Mail for the Coming Anti-Christ" pamphlet, and have seen
him be hauled away by campus security on more than one occasion. My
friends and I refer to him as "Crazy Number Man".
posted by Mr. Somebody on April 10, 2003 11:09 AM

I've been posting to (and about) Shawn for over two years with big
gaps in between. He has seen Pi and didn't like it and didn't think it
resembled him at all. (Wrong, it fits him to a tee) He doesn't have
total recall and has stated that he travels with a lap top to notate
items. Also, he uses "cut n' paste" a lot if you read all the way
through his ramblings. He is anti-social as shown by his angry
statements towards those who, by his own admission, have been kind
(but not kind enough) to him. Still, he's intelligent and seems to be
able to "take a joke" on occassion. That's where I came in.
posted by Gambol on May 19, 2003 02:22


ALOHA

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Thomas wrote:

The following (courtesy of Waxy.org) is sort of an unofficial "FAQ"
explaining the psychotic nonsense posted to Usenet by Shawn Daryl
Kabatoff AKA "Dar", AKA "Probababbilities". And now AKA "marcia and
me".

Hey dumbass, no one here cares.

Plonk

--
www.ericschreiber.com

http://www.insolitology.com/usenet/kabatoff.htm