Will crawfish eat...

"Mike" wrote in message ...
I had a crawfish once.. he got so big he ate my fish, ALL OF THEM.. then
after cutting the stems of all my plants he flossed his teeth with my sword
plants, gave me the finger, and went back into his cave. next day i was so
****ed i ripped off the bubble counter and reactor and emptied my entire 10
pound co2 in the tank and all he did was laugh at me.. I couldn't get rid of
him, he wouldn't die.. one day me and my little brother went down to the
pond and I threw him in there to fend for himself.. my little brother was
playing with his remote control boat while i tossed the little ******* in
the pond... it was a nice sunny summer day... a few minutes go by and we
couldn't hear my brothers boat anymore.. as we turned to look for it, to our
shock and horror, we saw the boat in the middle of the pond with the
crawfish taking it apart piece by piece!!! he was making the same kinda
sound you hear in warcraft III when you turn Bloodlust on.. it was
sadistic!! we ran back to the car and tore outta there like a fat kid
running to a cake.. never went back to that pond, and never bought anymore
crawfish...

man, that's one hell of a story
best laugh i've had all month
all the little details really top it off nicely