Florida Home for Sale

"Crashj" wrote in message hlink.net...
"pixi" wrote in message
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Anyone want to buy a home near the south end of the Tampa Bay Bridge?
Going cheap.

What are you going to do, move to Kansas? How about Central PA, where we
have had tornados on Wednesday for the last three weeks? Kali-four-nya with
the forest fires and such? How about St. Louis, where the largest earthquake
in the history of North America may hit in the next forty years? Did someone
mention Maryland?
Stay back from the Atlantic coast at least 100 miles and above 200 feet MSL,
too, so the inevitable Azores tsunami does not take you out.

And don't bother with the Mid-west, either:
http://www.solcomhouse.com/yellowstone.htm

But I think Northern Ontario is reasonably safe -- say, Kapukasing ;-).

Take care and do not panic, just secure your stuff and move out when
instructed to. That is what insurance is for. Buy Federal flood insurance
when eligible for it.