Just wanted to say Hi...It's been a long while

"Just Me "Koi"" wrote in message
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Way too funny! Thanks for sharing. The "sigh" part kinda bothers me
though, because my wife uses it a lot, does that mean I am a flaming idiot
or just your regular run of the mill idiot?

Just remember that it is done with love! .... Recently saw Avenue Q and
the funniest part of the whole show was the song with the following verse -

The more you love someone, The more he make you crazy. The more you love
someone, The more you wishing him dead! .(sung by actress playing to have an
asian accent).

Husband and I looked at each other and grinned... nothing else had to be
said.

I think the same can be applied to our ponds at times.....


"The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is
like an eggs-and-ham breakfast:
The chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'."

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"Just Me "Koi"" wrote in message
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Thanks. Baby is fine, Mother is fine, Sisters are fine. Daddy is a
different subject. A house full of girls! 3 Daughters. and 1 wife.
snip

My father in law survived a wife and four daughters. He's mostly
normal
now.
I figure JMK can't fry his pond water soaked brain any worse then
that.

My Dad survived 4 daughters, a female cousin living with us to help out,
my
Mom and a female dog. He wished daughters on me but I had two sons....
I
think that was the more appropriate revenge given I was the lone female
in
the house. Still I'm told there is nothing quite like teenage females
for
driving you to the edge.

Words women Use - (p.s. I'm a flaming liberal feminist - how many
feminist
does it take to change a light bulb "THAT'S NOT FUNNY"! - kind of
feminist.... still this seems to fit the moment and it makes me
chuckle).

FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and
you
need to shut up.

FIVE MINUTES
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only
five
minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game
before
helping around the house.

NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you
should
be
on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"

GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot
and
wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you
over
"Nothing"

THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a
man.
"That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before
deciding
how and when you will pay for your mistake.

THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're
welcome.
You may not know that many nonliving things have a gender.

For example:

1) Ziploc Bags -- They are Male, because they hold everything in, but
you
can see right through them.

2) Copiers -- They are Female, because once turned off, it takes a while
to
warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right
buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

3) Tire -- Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.

4) Hot Air Balloon -- Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have
to
light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.

5) Sponges -- Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.

6) Web Page -- Female, because it's always getting hit on.

7) Subway -- Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

8) Hourglass -- Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the
bottom.

9) Hammer -- Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000
years,
but it's handy to have around.

10) Remote Control -- Female...... Ha! You thought it'd be male. But
consider this -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and
while
he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying