A Fishkeeping forum. FishKeepingBanter.com

If this is your first visit, be sure to check out the FAQ by clicking the link above. You may have to register before you can post: click the register link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below.

Go Back   Home » FishKeepingBanter.com forum » ponds » General
Site Map Home Authors List Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read Web Partners

Your country is falling apart. What's it gonna take, a terrorist attack? Oh, wait..



 
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Prev Previous Post   Next Post Next
  #1  
Old June 15th 05, 04:32 AM
Lefty
external usenet poster
 
Posts: n/a
Default Your country is falling apart. What's it gonna take, a terrorist attack? Oh, wait..

"What can I do????

my wife had many abortions. Does that make us guilty of genocide?"

Only if they were race-based abortions. Did she abort them because the
sailors who knocked her up were black?

"My conscience irks me to no end!!!"

Try grain alcohol.

"My son Antonio jr date raped his black girlfriend here in Camden
nj and got her pregnant. I told him to
have bugger killed, but his did not listen to me. Now we have a
baboon in the
family."

No, now you have two.

"I told my son to let him drown in the pool. It the same thing.
Don't you all
agree? Arent we good Jehovahs Witnesses?"

Yes, we all agree. Do keep posting. This is fun.

 




Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
reality check: moving cross country Jess Van Tassell General 6 July 11th 04 07:19 PM
Wife worried about depth of pond and little grandkids and neighbor kids falling in Chumley General 10 January 31st 04 03:46 AM
Wife worried about depth of pond and grandkids falling in Chumley General (alternative) 7 January 31st 04 01:20 AM
Lotus petals falling off prematurely Lorraine Lawler General 10 August 20th 03 01:01 PM


All times are GMT +1. The time now is 10:19 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.6.4
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Copyright ©2004-2025 FishKeepingBanter.com.
The comments are property of their posters.