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Old March 31st 06, 10:47 PM posted to alt.troll,alt.suicide.holiday,alt.free.newsservers,rec.ponds
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Zachariah [email protected] wrote in message
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Gary James kissed my ass and whined:

On Fri, 31 Mar 2006 10:33:22 -0700, Jim Dandy
wrote:

On Fri, 31 Mar 2006 14:35:33 +0100, Gary James wrote:

On Wed, 29 Mar 2006 20:10:23 +0200, Dominic Cronin
lid wrote:

On Tue, 28 Mar 2006 16:27:49 -0500, Dav Vandenbroucke
m wrote:

On Tue, 28 Mar 2006 01:18:08 +0100, David Kilpatrick
wrote:

But it makes your mouth sore as hell - the only instrument which can
tear your lips if mishandled!

You can knock your teeth out with a Jew's harp.


The bigger danger is that they gradually disintegrate from the
vibrations. I used to play the Jew's harp years ago, but packed it in
when I got cracks in my teeth.

It wasn't the Jews harp that cracked your teeth it was people punching
you in your fat ****ing annoying face, ****wit.


So you're what? Around 12 years old? Why don't you run along sonny and
let the big boys play.


Look Lamey, **** with the followups again and you're gonna look pretty
stupid trying to eat corn on the cob with NO ****ING TEETH!


****off asswipe. You're gonna be pretty stupid when I unscrew the top
of your head and scoop out what brain you have left. Lamey told you
to run along...listen up.


I hear ya, son!


 




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