Is the "Gay Life" Really Gay?

SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim wrote...
jesus was a homo.

he wore sandals, kept the company of 12 men, and wore a dress (er, I guess
he called it a robe).

I mean men being men, they're going to get horny, the male sex drive is a
pretty powerful thing, and if there's no women around, then the "disciples"
are going to be wanting some blowjobs at some point, so jesus better get
down on his knees and start sucking. He can claim he's the son of god all he
wants, but he better open his mouth and prepare to suck since he's the
newcomer to the area.

jesus was a homo faggot.

I'm an antichrist, but evidence suggests Jebus was straight and his girlfriend
Mary Magdalene may actually have been his wife. His cult disciples may have
been gay, some of them seemed to have a problem with the presence of women and
as a result they played down Mary Magdalene's importance but because she was
Jebus' girlfriend they found it impossible to write her out of the story
completely.

I'm not sure where I read it, but I remember hearing that Jebus' cult was much
larger than the 12 disciples (plus Mary Magdalene) that we hear about today.
The original cult was like the Manson Family, a mix of men and women, but in
the end it seems like the men of Jebus' cult took control and since they wrote
the gospels, they sort of airbrushed the female members out of the story. In
the end they missed the point of Jebus' teachings and reverted to the Judaic
tradition that Jebus opposed - the all-male priesthood which supposedly has
been chosen by God (in this case Jebus).