Noahs Ark Found at last!!!

Let me guess. it was floating in Ron Schomperts pond or was it in
Jan Jordans pond......... praise jesus, yes praise jesus and pass
mashed ptatoes please........praise Jesus let us be thankfull we have
such fine preachers like Ron Schompert even if he is a hipocrite.

On Sun, 6 May 2007 13:07:56 -0400, "TimK" wrote:


"Giskard" wrote in message
news:Ogk%h.1719$vX4.1481@trnddc05...
http://sites.rapidus.net/prelude/arche/arche1.html

Ah the joys of organized superstition...




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I forgot more about ponds and koi than I'll ever know!

Op Sun, 06 May 2007 13:18:57 -0500, schreef Pondmeister:

Let me guess. it was floating in Ron Schomperts pond or was it in Jan
Jordans pond......... praise jesus, yes praise jesus and pass mashed
ptatoes please........praise Jesus let us be thankfull we have such fine
preachers like Ron Schompert even if he is a hipocrite.

It is floating in the habor of Schagen, the Netherlands.

http://www.arkvannoach.com/themakingof.htm

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On May 6, 2:59 pm, jim wrote:
Op Sun, 06 May 2007 13:18:57 -0500, schreef Pondmeister:

Let me guess. it was floating in Ron Schomperts pond or was it in Jan
Jordans pond......... praise jesus, yes praise jesus and pass mashed
ptatoes please........praise Jesus let us be thankfull we have such fine
preachers like Ron Schompert even if he is a hipocrite.

It is floating in the habor of Schagen, the Netherlands.


Ya. not quite. It's 1/5 scale and has a steel frame. It's really
just an enormous aquarium ornament.

Op Sun, 06 May 2007 12:08:53 -0700, schreef Vreejack:
On May 6, 2:59 pm, jim wrote:
Op Sun, 06 May 2007 13:18:57 -0500, schreef Pondmeister:

Let me guess. it was floating in Ron Schomperts pond or was it in
Jan Jordans pond......... praise jesus, yes praise jesus and pass
mashed ptatoes please........praise Jesus let us be thankfull we have
such fine preachers like Ron Schompert even if he is a hipocrite.

It is floating in the habor of Schagen, the Netherlands.

Ya. not quite. It's 1/5 scale and has a steel frame. It's really just
an enormous aquarium ornament.

The owner has plans to build a real 1 to 1 scale ark.
But, without the steel it cannot float. :-)
How dit Noah that?

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On Mon, 07 May 2007 16:03:01 +0200, jim wrote:
- Refer: . net
Op Sun, 06 May 2007 12:08:53 -0700, schreef Vreejack:
On May 6, 2:59 pm, jim wrote:
Op Sun, 06 May 2007 13:18:57 -0500, schreef Pondmeister:

Let me guess. it was floating in Ron Schomperts pond or was it in
Jan Jordans pond......... praise jesus, yes praise jesus and pass
mashed ptatoes please........praise Jesus let us be thankfull we have
such fine preachers like Ron Schompert even if he is a hipocrite.

It is floating in the habor of Schagen, the Netherlands.

Ya. not quite. It's 1/5 scale and has a steel frame. It's really just
an enormous aquarium ornament.

The owner has plans to build a real 1 to 1 scale ark.
But, without the steel it cannot float. :-)
How dit Noah that?

It just goes to show that steel is not as strong as bull****!

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In article , Michael Gray
wrote:

On Mon, 07 May 2007 16:03:01 +0200, jim wrote:
- Refer: . net
Op Sun, 06 May 2007 12:08:53 -0700, schreef Vreejack:
On May 6, 2:59 pm, jim wrote:
Op Sun, 06 May 2007 13:18:57 -0500, schreef Pondmeister:

Let me guess. it was floating in Ron Schomperts pond or was it in
Jan Jordans pond......... praise jesus, yes praise jesus and pass
mashed ptatoes please........praise Jesus let us be thankfull we have
such fine preachers like Ron Schompert even if he is a hipocrite.

It is floating in the habor of Schagen, the Netherlands.

Ya. not quite. It's 1/5 scale and has a steel frame. It's really just
an enormous aquarium ornament.

The owner has plans to build a real 1 to 1 scale ark.
But, without the steel it cannot float. :-)
How dit Noah that?



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Wood Ships can float if they are designed to float. The most famous wood
ship was called the Mayflower. That famous ship carried the Pilgrims to
America in 1620. Noah's Ark was also made out of wood.
Jason
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

(Jason) wrote in
:

In article , Michael Gray
wrote:

On Mon, 07 May 2007 16:03:01 +0200, jim wrote:
- Refer: . net
Op Sun, 06 May 2007 12:08:53 -0700, schreef Vreejack:
On May 6, 2:59 pm, jim wrote:
Op Sun, 06 May 2007 13:18:57 -0500, schreef Pondmeister:

Let me guess. it was floating in Ron Schomperts pond or was
it in Jan Jordans pond......... praise jesus, yes praise jesus
and pass mashed ptatoes please........praise Jesus let us be
thankfull we have such fine preachers like Ron Schompert even
if he is a hipocrite.

It is floating in the habor of Schagen, the Netherlands.

Ya. not quite. It's 1/5 scale and has a steel frame. It's
really just an enormous aquarium ornament.

The owner has plans to build a real 1 to 1 scale ark.
But, without the steel it cannot float. :-)
How dit Noah that?



~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Wood Ships can float if they are designed to float. The most famous
wood ship was called the Mayflower. That famous ship carried the
Pilgrims to America in 1620. Noah's Ark was also made out of wood.

You really ought to put a disclaimer on your posts. I rolled my eyes so
hard one of them popped out.

--
Doc Smartass, BAAWA Knight of Heckling
aa # 1939

Help Prevent Projectile Stupidity
Duct-Tape a Fundie's Mouth Shut Today!

On May 7, 7:22 pm, (Jason) wrote:
In article , Michael Gray



wrote:
On Mon, 07 May 2007 16:03:01 +0200, jim wrote:
- Refer: . net
Op Sun, 06 May 2007 12:08:53 -0700, schreef Vreejack:
On May 6, 2:59 pm, jim wrote:
Op Sun, 06 May 2007 13:18:57 -0500, schreef Pondmeister:

Let me guess. it was floating in Ron Schomperts pond or was it in
Jan Jordans pond......... praise jesus, yes praise jesus and pass
mashed ptatoes please........praise Jesus let us be thankfull we have
such fine preachers like Ron Schompert even if he is a hipocrite.

It is floating in the habor of Schagen, the Netherlands.

Ya. not quite. It's 1/5 scale and has a steel frame. It's really just
an enormous aquarium ornament.

The owner has plans to build a real 1 to 1 scale ark.
But, without the steel it cannot float. :-)
How dit Noah that?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Wood Ships can float if they are designed to float. The most famous wood
ship was called the Mayflower. That famous ship carried the Pilgrims to
America in 1620. Noah's Ark was also made out of wood.
Jason
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

There is a size limit on wooden ships due to leaking between the
planks. If you made a wooden ship the size of Noah's ark it would
sink pretty quickly even in a calm sea. Now imagine such a ship in an
ocean, with waves that had been driven by a wind fetch that extended
all the way around the world (and then some!) The ark would be unable
to flex with waves in a normal sea, but in a sea the size of the
entire world it would not last ten minutes.

I think the most famous wooden ships are the Nina, the Pinta, and the
Santa Maria, but it is arguable.

Yea, right, so how did those animals fish birds and clowns survive the
flood? Inquiring minds want to know. I heard the ark was powered by
twin Evinrude 200 hp outboards..any truth to that? I'd say it would
have to be a inboard with a big propeller just to get it to move.What
say you!

On 9 May 2007 09:38:57 -0700, Vreejack wrote:

On May 7, 7:22 pm, (Jason) wrote:
In article , Michael Gray



wrote:
On Mon, 07 May 2007 16:03:01 +0200, jim wrote:
- Refer: . net
Op Sun, 06 May 2007 12:08:53 -0700, schreef Vreejack:
On May 6, 2:59 pm, jim wrote:
Op Sun, 06 May 2007 13:18:57 -0500, schreef Pondmeister:

Let me guess. it was floating in Ron Schomperts pond or was it in
Jan Jordans pond......... praise jesus, yes praise jesus and pass
mashed ptatoes please........praise Jesus let us be thankfull we have
such fine preachers like Ron Schompert even if he is a hipocrite.

It is floating in the habor of Schagen, the Netherlands.

Ya. not quite. It's 1/5 scale and has a steel frame. It's really just
an enormous aquarium ornament.

The owner has plans to build a real 1 to 1 scale ark.
But, without the steel it cannot float. :-)
How dit Noah that?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Wood Ships can float if they are designed to float. The most famous wood
ship was called the Mayflower. That famous ship carried the Pilgrims to
America in 1620. Noah's Ark was also made out of wood.
Jason
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

There is a size limit on wooden ships due to leaking between the
planks. If you made a wooden ship the size of Noah's ark it would
sink pretty quickly even in a calm sea. Now imagine such a ship in an
ocean, with waves that had been driven by a wind fetch that extended
all the way around the world (and then some!) The ark would be unable
to flex with waves in a normal sea, but in a sea the size of the
entire world it would not last ten minutes.

I think the most famous wooden ships are the Nina, the Pinta, and the
Santa Maria, but it is arguable.



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I forgot more about ponds and koi than I'll ever know!

Vreejack wrote:

There is a size limit on wooden ships due to leaking between the
planks. If you made a wooden ship the size of Noah's ark it would
sink pretty quickly even in a calm sea.

Hogging and breaching are the main problems with large ships.
There have also been found ships built with cord that used the swelling of
the wood in a flexible design to minimize leaks.

Most amusing (assuming flat seas ) is that the "solution" to hogging and
breaching can be found in the middle of the USA, right where the fundie
mindset is greatest.
I've yet to see a fundie use it.

Just ask Sam Clemmons.