Viruses LOVE Gay "Pride" Month

On Jun 29, 12:43?am, "Dr. Thurgood Tucker"
wrote:
Have any of you flesh-worshipping hedonists ever stopped seed slurping
and rectum ripping long enough to consider who has the most "fun"
during Gay "Pride" Month? I say it's the viruses that infect most of
you. They always get new meat to sample during the month-long orgy-
thon that sweeps most large cities during June. Not only HIV but the
various herpes and genital wart viruses spread like wildfire during
the homosexual recruitment season.

As we all know, homosexuals love group sex. Some -- especially fat,
old lesbians -- include animals in their "groups." Look at the gay
ads on any online bulletin board and you'll see ads for casual sexual
encounters and wild orgies. In spite of everything you're hearing
these days about homosexual "monogamy" -- a contradiction in terms --
and same-sex "marriage," the cruisy gay bars and sex clubs are still
doing a booming business. The brains of many homosexuals are
completely controlled by viruses. As long as they appear half-way
healthy in the dark rooms at the back of most gay bars, these perverts
will do anything to spread their diseases. Gomorrhea, syphilis,
chlamydia, and hepatitis also have a field during gay group grope
month. They don't find their new "friends" by way of anything that
can be described as monogamy. On the contrary, they thrive on
promiscuity. Homosexual hustlers dominate many websites now too.
Most of them are cornucopias of disease -- which they'll gladly share
with anyone who can pay their fee.

There are still a lot of "gift givers" and "bug chasers" in the
homosexual community. These freaks glorify the work of viruses and
actually video-tape their barebacking sessions for posterity. Their
mascot is the crab louse. Homosexual sex tourists have brought
several species of blood-sucking bedbug into the finer hotels of this
country. How can anyone deny that homosexuals want to destroy the
world through their evil sexual excesses?

Lesbians like to giggle behind their flabby chins that they are the
least virally afflicted of any group. Viruses as a rule aren't
attracted to lipids -- and lesbians have those in great abundance,
along with huge thunder thighs! Most lesbians, obviously, are pigs.
Their particular brand of sexual activity leaves them so utterly
frustrated they turn to overeating to sate their huge appetites.
Others, as we know, have literally gone to the dogs in pursuit of
their perverse sexual thrills. Most are addicted to chocolate and
delight in being ugly because their broad butts typically turn men
off.

Through my Holy Gospel Ministry I can cure homosexuality. Like most
diseases it's ultimately caused by demonic possession. I can release
any suffering soul from homosexual temptation through the exorcism of
demons. I perform anal exorcisms on demon-possessed inverts five days
a week -- and for ridiculously low prices at that. Randy lesbians are
cured through Holy Laser Clitoridectomy, which removes their centers
of sexual sensation. No decent woman runs around lusting all the
time. Godly womenfolk stay home cooking, cleaning, and sewing to
please her husband. If you seriously want to get off the Fairy-Go-
Round and stop worrying about what disease that hot little number on
the corner is going to transmit to you, Our Holy Church can help you.

Don't be fooled. Jesus CURES homosexuality every day!

Laying the FULL Truth on the line for freakazoids every day,

The Reverend Dr. TRUTH
Holy Man of Almighty God

Well said.