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Old December 14th 08, 05:40 AM posted to rec.aquaria.marine.reefs
sinack
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I just wanted to inform everybody here at marine reefs that I started
a blog at http://sal****erspace.com/
Keep up the great posts. btw, my reef tank is doing excellent!
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Old December 19th 08, 02:44 PM posted to rec.aquaria.marine.reefs,alt.callahans,alt.usenet.kooks
Jose Jiminez
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On Dec 13, 11:40*pm, sinack wrote:
I just wanted to inform everybody here at marine reefs that I started
a blog athttp://sal****erspace.com/
Keep up the great posts. *btw, my reef tank is doing excellent!


I really do not think anyone on these groups really gives a **** about
your reef or your stupid ass blog. Now if you have some naked pics of
your sister or mom that may get a bit of intyerest stirred up.
  #3  
Old December 19th 08, 02:46 PM posted to rec.aquaria.marine.reefs,alt.callahans,alt.usenet.kooks
Naked Gonad
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Jose Jiminez wrote:
On Dec 13, 11:40 pm, sinack wrote:
I just wanted to inform everybody here at marine reefs that I started
a blog athttp://sal****erspace.com/
Keep up the great posts. btw, my reef tank is doing excellent!


I really do not think anyone on these groups really gives a **** about
your reef or your stupid ass blog. Now if you have some naked pics of
your sister or mom that may get a bit of intyerest stirred up.



LOL.

Gonad
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Old December 20th 08, 05:25 PM posted to rec.aquaria.marine.reefs,alt.callahans,alt.usenet.kooks
jonkoot
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The parable of the tares. I was just singing Bringing in the Sheaves
with Ben Stiller, and co. Then I came upon your post about lettingthe
wheat and the tares grow up together, in the same fish pond.
I gotta say , its just time to harvest the algae. Seperating the wheat
and chaff is so much easier with nice words like alluvial drift and
MF , it makes it simple to distinguish between what I want in my
aquarium, and what I think I could do without.
That was my initial response to the reply you got over your aquarium
page, but then I realized that without the fertilizer in the feilds,
the flowers wouldn't be as colorful , so I decided to add some bs to
my garden. Mixing the bs with gravel and dirt, and a bit of manure
worked wonders. It amazed what the smell of manure could do for
ovulating pistols and stamens. Lo and behold, a buttrfly came
flittering over my marigolds, and rested upon an orchid. The buttrfly
tongue uncurled and pollinated the orchid, and it was then I realized
it was the smell of the manure which attracted the Buttrfly to the
garden.
I likened the militant inquisition to a huge pile of horse ****. And
I realized that in spite of the repulsion that my first response
triggered, I was galldened to smell the fragrant aroma of putrifying
decayed flesh of apples and lawn clippings being fermented amongst the
compost.Worms were growing in my garden, It was atime of celebration!
The worms tended the roots of the garden, and produced a rancid odor
which when mixed with the arrid soil and combined with water, created
an indescribable aroma of fragrant articulation. The **** smelled
sweet once it got tilled into the soil. And this sweet odor attracted
the buttrfly, which in turn made the conditions for pollination
perfect. I sprinkled some lady bugs on my flowers to keep the aphid
population down, and the result was an infectious blend of flowers and
weeds that rivalled the Coventry Gardens at Kew.
Naturally, being a gardner, I pulled the weeds, and tossed them into
the compost where they mulched with the process.And after I had tended
the garden, I harvested the Flowers too. The flora made a banquet of
colrs with a plethora of fragrants which we placed on our Christmas
Table. It was a bit odd having a Boquet sitting where the Turkey
belonged, but those red plants were getting old, and they had no smell
worth rivaling the fragrance of the flowered boquet.
Too much algae and pond scum create global warming conditions
though. There exists a need for the destructive forces of nature to
erradicate the unchecked growth of pond scum. But what could I employ
to devour this artery clogging manufacture of seaweed?
The answer was Sea Otters! I know your going to think I'm nuts, but
the Sea Otters actually serve a purpose beyond nibbling on herring.
They tended to the algae patches, consuming the excess that choked the
garden, and allowing light to filter through the seawater and nourish
the plankton beneath which the seaweed was covering. By allowing the
Sea Otters to frolic, I actually increased my bio-diversity, and
increased the harvestable plankton that was generated by solar
photosynthesis. The over abundance of chloroform was reduced by 80% ,
and this was a godsend.
But the real miracle was when the first Killer Whale appeared in my
shark tank, attracted by the plethorae of sealife. What a thrill to
actually witness first hand, the attracting and employment of Killer
Whales into a region. Once the Orcas caught sight of the Sea Otters it
was like a ballet orchestrated by some Fantasmagoric RubenStein. The
Maestro tapped his baton or wand or whatever that thing is that the he
taps on the pulpit. LOL He conducted the Orchestra in 3/4 time. But no
one saw Quinn the Eskimo ,camoflagued in his kayak, floating still
life over the parade. His Harpoon prepared to pierce the Orca ,
patiently watching the ballet as it played out on the stage.
The Orcas scooped in for the kill swallowing Sea Otters wholesale.
Then fully bloated from the feast, the Orca was slowed down , which
was the moment tat Quinn was waiting for.
Standing erect in his kayak, Quinn plunged the Harpoon into the heart
of the Orca, liberating the life force from the leviathin!
It was a tender moment for me. Romance was inspiring me to capture the
moment on camera.
So I grabbed the cell phone from my pocket and snapped a shot of Quinn
harpooning the killer whale. what a glorious photograph. It reminded
me of Ansel Adams , and all I could think was "Only in America!"
http://sal****erspace.com/ Great site! Thanks for the heads up!
  #5  
Old December 20th 08, 09:38 PM posted to rec.aquaria.marine.reefs,alt.callahans,alt.usenet.kooks
Jose Jiminez
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On Dec 20, 11:25*am, jonkoot wrote:
The parable of the tares. I was just singing Bringing in the Sheaves
with Ben Stiller, and co. Then I came upon your post about lettingthe
wheat and the tares grow up together, in the same fish pond.
I gotta say , its just time to harvest the algae. Seperating the wheat
and chaff is so much easier with nice words like alluvial drift and
MF , it makes it simple to distinguish between what I want in my
aquarium, and what I think I could do without.
*That was my initial response to the reply you got over your aquarium
page, but then I realized that without the fertilizer in the feilds,
the flowers wouldn't be as colorful , so I decided to add some bs to
my garden. Mixing the bs with gravel and dirt, and a bit of manure
worked wonders. It amazed what the smell of manure could do for
ovulating pistols and stamens. Lo and behold, a buttrfly came
flittering over my marigolds, and rested upon an orchid. The buttrfly
tongue uncurled and pollinated the orchid, and it was then I realized
it was the smell of the manure which attracted the Buttrfly to the
garden.
*I likened the militant inquisition to a huge pile of horse ****. And
I realized that in spite of the repulsion that my first response
triggered, I was galldened to smell the fragrant aroma of putrifying
decayed flesh of apples and lawn clippings being fermented amongst the
compost.Worms were growing in my garden, It was atime of celebration!
* The worms tended the roots of the garden, and produced a rancid odor
which when mixed with the arrid soil and combined with water, created
an indescribable aroma of fragrant articulation. The **** smelled
sweet once it got tilled into the soil. And this sweet odor attracted
the buttrfly, which in turn made the conditions for pollination
perfect. I sprinkled some lady bugs on my flowers to keep the aphid
population down, and the result was an infectious blend of flowers and
weeds that rivalled the Coventry Gardens at Kew.
*Naturally, being a gardner, I pulled the weeds, and tossed them into
the compost where they mulched with the process.And after I had tended
the garden, I harvested the Flowers too. The flora made a banquet of
colrs with a plethora of fragrants which we placed on our Christmas
Table. It was a bit odd having a Boquet sitting where the Turkey
belonged, but those red plants were getting old, and they had no smell
worth rivaling the fragrance of the flowered boquet.
* Too much algae and pond scum create global warming conditions
though. There exists a need for the destructive forces of nature to
erradicate the unchecked growth of pond scum. But what could I employ
to devour this artery clogging manufacture of seaweed?
*The answer was Sea Otters! I know your going to think I'm nuts, but
the Sea Otters actually serve a purpose beyond nibbling on herring.
They tended to the algae patches, consuming the excess that choked the
garden, and allowing light to filter through the seawater and nourish
the plankton beneath which the seaweed was covering. By allowing the
Sea Otters to frolic, I actually increased my bio-diversity, and
increased the harvestable plankton that was generated by solar
photosynthesis. The over abundance of chloroform was reduced by 80% ,
and this was a godsend.
But the real miracle was when the first Killer Whale appeared in my
shark tank, attracted by the plethorae of sealife. What a thrill to
actually witness first hand, the attracting and employment of Killer
Whales into a region. Once the Orcas caught sight of the Sea Otters it
was like a ballet orchestrated by some Fantasmagoric RubenStein. The
Maestro tapped his baton or wand or whatever that thing is that the he
taps on the pulpit. LOL He conducted the Orchestra in 3/4 time. But no
one saw Quinn the Eskimo ,camoflagued in his kayak, floating still
life over the parade. His Harpoon prepared to pierce the Orca ,
patiently watching the ballet as it played out on the stage.
* The Orcas scooped in for the kill swallowing Sea Otters wholesale.
Then fully bloated from the feast, the Orca was slowed down , which
was the moment tat Quinn was waiting for.
*Standing erect in his kayak, Quinn plunged the Harpoon into the heart
of the Orca, liberating the life force from the leviathin!
It was a tender moment for me. Romance was inspiring me to capture the
moment on camera.
So I grabbed the cell phone from my pocket and snapped a shot of Quinn
harpooning the killer whale. what a glorious photograph. It reminded
me of Ansel Adams , and all I could think was "Only in America!"http://sal****erspace.com/Great site! Thanks for the heads up!


I'd rather attend a mass execution of muslim warriors myself than sign
up on that web forum........
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Old March 24th 09, 01:12 AM posted to rec.aquaria.marine.reefs
Gary Thomas Bolton
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I also run a website that lists over 500 aquarium fish species with pictures
and details.

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http://www.aquariumfish.me


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I just wanted to inform everybody here at marine reefs that I started
a blog at http://sal****erspace.com/
Keep up the great posts. btw, my reef tank is doing excellent!



 




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