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On Tue, 15 Jul 2003 23:49:37 -0400, Rich wrote:

My fish are five years old, in a mice 500 Gal pond.
How do I get to mate? I looked to night with a flash light,
No little ones. Warm well fed ect.

A little wine, a nice dinner, and candles floating on the lily pads?

I'm sorry, i had to

Rich wrote in message ...
My fish are five years old, in a mice 500 Gal pond.
How do I get to mate? I looked to night with a flash light,
No little ones. Warm well fed ect.



Imagine how your sex life would be if someone were checking up on you with a
flashlight every night! Turn the flashlight off

~Wilson~

yea, the wine is for all us sicko's sitting watchin' the pond!!!!!


"jammer" wrote in message
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On Tue, 15 Jul 2003 23:49:37 -0400, Rich wrote:

My fish are five years old, in a mice 500 Gal pond.
How do I get to mate? I looked to night with a flash light,
No little ones. Warm well fed ect.

A little wine, a nice dinner, and candles floating on the lily pads?

I'm sorry, i had to

ROTHL *** Thanks!




"Wilson" wrote in message
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Rich wrote in message ...
My fish are five years old, in a mice 500 Gal pond.
How do I get to mate? I looked to night with a flash light,
No little ones. Warm well fed ect.



Imagine how your sex life would be if someone were checking up on you with
a
flashlight every night! Turn the flashlight off

~Wilson~

"Wilson" wrote in message
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Rich wrote in message ...
My fish are five years old, in a mice 500 Gal pond.
How do I get to mate? I looked to night with a flash light,
No little ones. Warm well fed ect.



Imagine how your sex life would be if someone were checking up on you with
a
flashlight every night! Turn the flashlight off

Speak for yourself...

BV.

Rich wrote in message ...
My fish are five years old, in a mice 500 Gal pond.
How do I get to mate? I looked to night with a flash light,
No little ones. Warm well fed ect.


Are you sure you have both sexes. Years ago I had six goldfish, no more no
less for several years. When I moved and built a new pond, I moved them. One
day I dropped in a calico feeder I had in a house tank (too pretty for the
Oscar - I don't do that anymore either before y'all jump on me!) Must have
been the missing ingredient because I had fish out the wazoo after that.

Let me guess.
Build another pond!
"Lee Brouillet" wrote in message
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Well, due to the water, it's a little hard to keep the cigarettes lit
after
sex, but they can still eat! Caviar is yummy, and they just worked up an
appetite, after all!

Be careful what you wish for: babies are cute, but they grow up. THEN what
do you do with them????

Lee

Rich wrote in message ...
40 Fish all Gold Fish of one or another, Commons, Fancy tails
Shubonkins,
Years a go we had little ones. Spawning going on, fat tummies, but no
signs
of little grand children.

"J.D. Stone" wrote in message
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Rich wrote in message ...
My fish are five years old, in a mice 500 Gal pond.
How do I get to mate? I looked to night with a flash light,
No little ones. Warm well fed ect.


Are you sure you have both sexes. Years ago I had six goldfish, no
more
no
less for several years. When I moved and built a new pond, I moved
them.
One
day I dropped in a calico feeder I had in a house tank (too pretty for
the
Oscar - I don't do that anymore either before y'all jump on me!) Must
have
been the missing ingredient because I had fish out the wazoo after
that.